Recognizing that my posts tend to ramble, I will attempt to keep this concise and clear. (This is how you should never, never start a paper.) This blog will have three parts.
1. Notification and apology to all my friends: I've turned on word verification for comments. I'm tired of random comment spam.
2. Nara, my favorite two-year-old at work, on Thursday demonstrated the impossible. The kids had discovered a wagon left in the courtyard during their outdoor free play time, and organized themselves into puller, pulled, and pusher. The teamwork as they navigated the curves in the path was adorable.
Then Nara started pulling everyone else. Raziel, Antonio, and Kristopher sat in the wagon while she pulled them around and around the circle. Meg and I looked on amazed. I laughingly asked Nara if I could have a ride, to which she responded, "You cain't have a ride! My kids in there!" (She has Mother Hen and Matriarch embedded into her personality.)
But then Meg had everyone climb out and climbed in herself, and Nara pulled 135-lb Meg halfway around the circle. Then Meg climbed out and I climbed in. She pulled 160-lb me partway around the circle. Then 25-lb Christopher and 35-lb Kristopher climbed in with me, and she dragged the 220-lb three of us -- five times her own body weight -- about a foot.
I think she's going to take over the world.
3. Chicken broth. This morning I woke up unspeakably nauseous and could barely bring myself to sip water. But then I remembered the boullion granules on my spice rack. I made a cup of chicken broth. Bliss. Digestive healing heaven.
Why? What makes chicken broth a cure-all for upset stomachs?
Well. I'm just glad it works.
Sunday, September 04, 2005
Saturday, September 03, 2005
a little plague for the weekend
Yesterday I woke up with a fever and a nasty sore throat. I came home early from work (God bless my courageous boss), slept for a few hours, decided I should call a doctor, found one that had Saturday hours AND took my crappy insurance, and rolled out of bed at 6:30 this morning after a terrible night's sleep to wait for an hour and a half in the waiting room stuck watching a 72-hour Michael Landon marathon, which struck me as supremely unfair.
The nurse who took me back to the exam room asked why I'd come in, and I reeled off a list of my symptoms (sore throat, swollen painful glands, fever, joint and muscle aches, cold extremities, headache), and when she returned with a swab to do the strep test she said, "You gave that description really well. Are you a medical student?"
I didn't say, "No, I'm a hypochondriac and I watch House." Instead I smiled and said, "No...but thanks. I check a lot of online websites." And gave myself bonus points for sounding educated while running a fever of 101.5 before ten in the morning.
I paid through the nose for the medication (half of which the doctor's office gave me in samples; I'm grateful), bought myself necessary BRAT diet goodies like bananas, applesauce, and ginger ale, and returned home to find that my fever had spiked to 103.5, at which I panicked and called the doctor's office. They kindly gave me a schedule for Tylenol doses, which has helped dramatically.
It's really the only downside of living alone -- when you're sick no one knows, and no one is there to brush your nasty unwashed hair off your sweaty sickie forehead and tell you, Drink this; everything's going to be all right.
So I called my mom and Leigh Ann and spent the rest of the day watching Buffy and Angel. It's not like having family closeby, but it'll do.
And I didn't once hallucinate. Which I consider to be a good thing.
The nurse who took me back to the exam room asked why I'd come in, and I reeled off a list of my symptoms (sore throat, swollen painful glands, fever, joint and muscle aches, cold extremities, headache), and when she returned with a swab to do the strep test she said, "You gave that description really well. Are you a medical student?"
I didn't say, "No, I'm a hypochondriac and I watch House." Instead I smiled and said, "No...but thanks. I check a lot of online websites." And gave myself bonus points for sounding educated while running a fever of 101.5 before ten in the morning.
I paid through the nose for the medication (half of which the doctor's office gave me in samples; I'm grateful), bought myself necessary BRAT diet goodies like bananas, applesauce, and ginger ale, and returned home to find that my fever had spiked to 103.5, at which I panicked and called the doctor's office. They kindly gave me a schedule for Tylenol doses, which has helped dramatically.
It's really the only downside of living alone -- when you're sick no one knows, and no one is there to brush your nasty unwashed hair off your sweaty sickie forehead and tell you, Drink this; everything's going to be all right.
So I called my mom and Leigh Ann and spent the rest of the day watching Buffy and Angel. It's not like having family closeby, but it'll do.
And I didn't once hallucinate. Which I consider to be a good thing.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
paying through the eyeballs...and a social commentary
I actually cried while filling up my car today. A full tank cost me fifty dollars. When the price skyrocketed above three per gallon, I didn't notice. I knew it was getting worse, but for God's sake, I can't afford this.
I can remember when gas was eighty-nine cents a gallon.
A good plateful of Thai curry helped me forget my woes for awhile (and gave me a runny nose). I cooked jasmine rice for the first time to accompany the curry, and I'm never going back. You know the amazing goodness of Chinese restaurant rice? One of their secrets is, of course, that they steam theirs. Sadly I don't have a steamer/rice cooker. But the other secret is that they use jasmine rice. I always wished I could cook rice so good I could eat it plain and cold from the little cardboard box in the refrigerator (I love cold Chinese), but thought it was completely beyond the realm of my ability. Not so. As soon as I opened the bag to dig my measuring cup inside, that sweet fragrance wafted up and took me straight back to the China Jade in North East. Heaven.
I also cooked with fish sauce. It adds great flavor, but is Very Stinky.
Leigh Ann had this marvelous idea -- since we won't be seeing each other as often now that I work and she's in grad school in D.C. and we can't allow our whole friendship to be based around Buffy every time we see each other -- of mailing me the contemporary Buffy and Angel seasons one at a time; I will watch them, mail them back, and get the next season. Meanwhile we will correspond about them.
This is taking loving a show to a bizarre level. But it's totally made my evening, when I could sit and savor the delectable artistic cheesiness that is Buffy.
Ooooo, and the new season of House premieres on my birthday!
I had no Close Encounters of the Psycho Kind when coming home from work today; it seems that Kevin is hiding or at least out of sight whenever I march past his door on the way to my own. It seems the same evening I shut the door in his face Colette visited him to tell him that there is no chance for him ever to get back together with her. So hopefully he's thoroughly depressed and planning to move.
Today at work the buzz centered around some local shoe store which donated fifty crappy art kits to the homeless kids at the Center and wanted publicity for it. So our whole morning was shot waiting around for the camera people to arrive, and then trying to help our two-year-olds to hold still and not be frightened of the many strange adults milling around with flash bulbs.
I'm not sneering at the donation. Crappy or not, art kits are something our kids don't have to take home with them, till today. But the self-congratulatory oo-look-at-me-doing-something-good makes me ill. Two slickly dressed representatives of the shoe company arrived wearing suits and stood in the middle of the photographs and then hung around shaking hands and giving their full name AND job title when introducing themselves and saying saccharine schmoozy things like, "Well, we hope the kids enjoy the art kits as much as we enjoyed donating them."
At that point I had to grab a kid and make for indoors muttering something about a diaper. It's not like they gave the Center half a million dollars. And how exactly does one enjoy donating something? It's like enjoying pouring a bowl of cereal. You just do it. The kids being happy with the gift is what you enjoy, but the slick reps didn't stick around for that part.
Plus it threw our kids off routine so that they were insecure and cranky the rest of the day (our classroom is about the only routine that most of these kids get). The whole experience was topped off by the random appearance of a Chik-Fil-A cow in full "Eat Mor Chikin" signboard regalia, which frightened our infants to tears. (People dressed in huge fuzzy animal outfits have always given me the creeps too.) At that point I wondered what dimension of reality I had suddenly wandered into and started checking along the baseboards for the feet of the Wicked Witch of the East.
Rrrgh.
So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. ~Matthew 6:2-4
I just can't wait for Christmastime. Maybe I'll spend the whole month of December dressed as Santa Claus so people can't see me scowling behind the curly fake beard. It also might help our kids not to be afraid of morons in suits. (The only suited creature I've ever loved is the Grove City Gorilla, who chased the kid in the wheelchair -- yes, at Grove City he was THE kid in the wheelchair -- and humped him with an orange traffic cone, and who leaped onto the stage at the Class of 2004 Senior Dinner in the middle of Nancy Paxton's goodbye speech, gave us a silent victory sign with both arms, jumped off the stage, and ran out a side door. I loved that guy.)
I can remember when gas was eighty-nine cents a gallon.
A good plateful of Thai curry helped me forget my woes for awhile (and gave me a runny nose). I cooked jasmine rice for the first time to accompany the curry, and I'm never going back. You know the amazing goodness of Chinese restaurant rice? One of their secrets is, of course, that they steam theirs. Sadly I don't have a steamer/rice cooker. But the other secret is that they use jasmine rice. I always wished I could cook rice so good I could eat it plain and cold from the little cardboard box in the refrigerator (I love cold Chinese), but thought it was completely beyond the realm of my ability. Not so. As soon as I opened the bag to dig my measuring cup inside, that sweet fragrance wafted up and took me straight back to the China Jade in North East. Heaven.
I also cooked with fish sauce. It adds great flavor, but is Very Stinky.
Leigh Ann had this marvelous idea -- since we won't be seeing each other as often now that I work and she's in grad school in D.C. and we can't allow our whole friendship to be based around Buffy every time we see each other -- of mailing me the contemporary Buffy and Angel seasons one at a time; I will watch them, mail them back, and get the next season. Meanwhile we will correspond about them.
This is taking loving a show to a bizarre level. But it's totally made my evening, when I could sit and savor the delectable artistic cheesiness that is Buffy.
Ooooo, and the new season of House premieres on my birthday!
I had no Close Encounters of the Psycho Kind when coming home from work today; it seems that Kevin is hiding or at least out of sight whenever I march past his door on the way to my own. It seems the same evening I shut the door in his face Colette visited him to tell him that there is no chance for him ever to get back together with her. So hopefully he's thoroughly depressed and planning to move.
Today at work the buzz centered around some local shoe store which donated fifty crappy art kits to the homeless kids at the Center and wanted publicity for it. So our whole morning was shot waiting around for the camera people to arrive, and then trying to help our two-year-olds to hold still and not be frightened of the many strange adults milling around with flash bulbs.
I'm not sneering at the donation. Crappy or not, art kits are something our kids don't have to take home with them, till today. But the self-congratulatory oo-look-at-me-doing-something-good makes me ill. Two slickly dressed representatives of the shoe company arrived wearing suits and stood in the middle of the photographs and then hung around shaking hands and giving their full name AND job title when introducing themselves and saying saccharine schmoozy things like, "Well, we hope the kids enjoy the art kits as much as we enjoyed donating them."
At that point I had to grab a kid and make for indoors muttering something about a diaper. It's not like they gave the Center half a million dollars. And how exactly does one enjoy donating something? It's like enjoying pouring a bowl of cereal. You just do it. The kids being happy with the gift is what you enjoy, but the slick reps didn't stick around for that part.
Plus it threw our kids off routine so that they were insecure and cranky the rest of the day (our classroom is about the only routine that most of these kids get). The whole experience was topped off by the random appearance of a Chik-Fil-A cow in full "Eat Mor Chikin" signboard regalia, which frightened our infants to tears. (People dressed in huge fuzzy animal outfits have always given me the creeps too.) At that point I wondered what dimension of reality I had suddenly wandered into and started checking along the baseboards for the feet of the Wicked Witch of the East.
Rrrgh.
So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. ~Matthew 6:2-4
I just can't wait for Christmastime. Maybe I'll spend the whole month of December dressed as Santa Claus so people can't see me scowling behind the curly fake beard. It also might help our kids not to be afraid of morons in suits. (The only suited creature I've ever loved is the Grove City Gorilla, who chased the kid in the wheelchair -- yes, at Grove City he was THE kid in the wheelchair -- and humped him with an orange traffic cone, and who leaped onto the stage at the Class of 2004 Senior Dinner in the middle of Nancy Paxton's goodbye speech, gave us a silent victory sign with both arms, jumped off the stage, and ran out a side door. I loved that guy.)
Monday, August 29, 2005
long post in which I conclude tentatively victorious
When I drove home from work (late today, as Boss Meg and I have started working out after work on MWF in the tiny and deserted exercise room in the not-as-creepy-as-I-had-expected downstairs -- yay fitness!) I saw Slightly Psycho Kevin pulling into the driveway just ahead of me on his bike.
Oh shit, I thought. And crossed myself.
Yes, Colette's Evil Ex has moved into the apartment that she deserted in order to move to a Kevin-Free house across the alley and down the street. Meaning that he is now my downstairs neighbor.
No problem, I thought, right? He hates me (as I've been committing the heinous sin of Spending Time With Her when he's the only person she should ever want to be around...this is a textbook case of emotional abuse, kids...text.book.) and I'm not remotely fond of him. Therefore we'll ignore each other and everything will be awkward but okay.
Not so. Saturday I'm on the phone wearing nothing, as the phone rang while I was in the tub shaving the old legs, and I didn't bother robing up to clamber out and chat with John (I love living alone). Then the doorbell rings. I logically deduce who it isn't (Colette, not while Kevin is moved in) and then logically deduce who it is. I ask John to stay on the phone. I throw on an unseasonally heavy but completely cover-me-up-and-disguise-my-gender terrycloth robe and tromp down the stairs to the door. Oh look. I'm right. It's Kevin.
I open the door and lean out and proceed to be brusque and almost rude. He looks innocently bewildered, and "just wants to talk with me, but he'll let me go because I look busy," to which I answer, "Yeah, I'm on the phone." (The Stories I Could Tell about this guy.) I close the conversation, shut the door, and listen to John laughing on the other end.
Crap, I think. He won't settle for ignoring me. As he has no respect for other human beings (not just from Colette's stories but from what I've witnessed firsthand), I can't expect him to settle for being ignored.
So I prepare a speech. I think very hard about how much Slightly Psycho Kevin I want in my life. (He's been tracking down all of Colette's friends and complaining about Colette and trying to garner sympathy. He has some sort of sociopsychopathological disease.) I decide I don't want him in my life at all. I prepare, and recite the speech in my head for two days.
I delivered it this afternoon when I parked my car and found him waiting on the porch in front of my door.
Here's a rough script of what happened. Picture me not raising my voice or reacting to anything he says, which is precisely true to what happened.
SPK (Slightly Psycho Kevin), looking at me too intently: I got the feeling when I rang your doorbell on Saturday that there was some tension there.
Me: Yep.
SPK: Is that because of what's going on between me and Colette?
Me: Yep.
SPK: Because when I rang your doorbell, I got the feeling that you were thinking, "What the hell are you doing here?"
Me: Pretty much.
SPK: Why would that be?
Me (adapting speech): Kevin, I think it's going to be awkward with you living here. I'll talk about the weather to you, I'll say hello and goodbye, but I am not going to discuss Colette with you.
SPK: I'm not here to probe you for information. [Proceeds to ask me general questions that probe me for information.]
Me: Kevin, I just said I'm not going to talk about Colette with you. Please respect that.
SPK: I mean, the whole thing just hit me like a hammer. I just came from her house and she won't talk to me, and...
Me: Kevin, you're talking about Colette.
SPK: I'm not asking you for anything specific.
Me: I'm not telling you anything general.
SPK (looking confused): I just want to know if there's hope of reconciliation.
Me: I'm not the person to ask.
SPK: Because she won't discuss anything with me...and I was always respectful. I wasn't abusive or manipulative...
Me: Kevin, you're talking about Colette.
SPK: I'm telling you my feelings.
Me: I don't want to hear them.
SPK: Why, because you're friends with her?
Me: That's right.
SPK: It makes me wonder, since you have such animosity towards me, what she must have said to give you such a skewed perspective of me.
Me: I'm not going to tell you.
SPK: Have you ever been in my position before?
Me: Yes.
SPK: Where someone has up and broken your heart?
Me: Yep. It's a common human experience.
SPK (taken aback): Well...yeah, I mean I'm sure it is, but...I've been talking to strangers about it, and they can relate, I've found warmth there, where I haven't had reason to expect it. And I come knocking on your door, and I'm your neighbor, and I'm hurting, and you're cold.
Me (shrugging): I'm not a good crying shoulder.
SPK: Why do you think that is?
Me: Because I've been in this situation before, where exes come asking me for advice. I don't do that.
SPK (looking suddenly mad): Do you have a chip on your shoulder when it comes to guys?
Me: Do I have a chip...? I'm going upstairs. [I turn and walk up the porch steps toward my door.]
SPK: I mean, I mean, we've had good conversations in the past.
Me (turning around): Neighborly conversations. Yes. I can have neighborly conversations with you. But I don't see the point of your ringing my doorbell. I know Colette much better than I know you, and I like it that way.
SPK: So should I say hello when I see you, should I bother with the niceties?
Me (shrugging): If you don't feel moved to say hello, it won't bother me.
SPK: I guess there are two kinds of people in the world -- people who respond to you with human warmth, and people who don't.
Me: Looks like you'll find the latter in me.
SPK (looking really helpless and furious): So I'll just say hello.
Me: Hello is fine. Hello is plenty. Take care, Kevin. [I close the door behind me and walk upstairs shaky, headachey, but snickering.]
The vibes this guy gives off would make a cobra nervous. Here he is, thirty-five, almost middle-aged, and can't handle being dumped. And can't respect a veritable stranger (moi) who tells him she won't discuss something with him. He tried to browbeat, manipulate, insult, and cajole me into pitying him and listening to him and giving him advice and information.
And there was a time not so long ago when his tactics would have worked and I would have found myself unhappily and uncomfortably sitting down with him to discuss what he did wrong, what his approach ought to be, what Colette has said about him, what chances he has. The way he's treated Colette -- even in my presence -- has led me to want to slap him up and down and have a restraining order put on him. (I was over at her house in Kalamazoo for the weekend of the Fourth, when they were semi-broken-up for the twelfth time in a year, and she and I returned late at night from an outing and found him waiting in her driveway, because he had called without leaving messages all weekend and sent her a long nasty e-mail, to none of which she responded, so he came to her house WHILE she had an out-of-town guest and proceeded to fight with her for the better part of four hours while I sat in the house wondering if she would be safe, and what the hell I was supposed to do.) And he thinks he can bully me into telling him all about her and taking his side.
No. effing. way. I thought hard about what role I can possibly play in this insane and all-too-common drama, and that can only be as Colette's friend. I owe nothing to Kevin. In fact I dislike Kevin. He has all of his family and all of his friends...and all of her friends (because Colette told me, after I went to her apartment to fill her in on what happened, that I'm the first person to refuse to talk to him about it)...and random strangers. He could stand a good dose of being alone. Like for the rest of his life.
So it's going to be uncomfortable around my house for awhile, because I'm not going to back down (in fact the plan is not to talk to him at all anymore, and if he tries to talk to me, simply to walk away) and I'm not exactly sure what he's going to do. He is aware of all my goings and comings, as his door along the porch has a nice clear view of mine. I'm a little concerned for my safety, not badly (I don't think he would break into my apartment), but I do suspect he might try to waylay me, either conversationally or somehow physically, especially once it becomes clear that I'm not going to be his friend.
But there's always my landlord, and always the police.
And better yet, there's prayer.
I hate being involved in any kind of direct way with conflicts such as this. Hopefully he'll move out. I don't want him around. He's icky and I've just really pissed him off, and plan to continue doing so, firmly and without ire. I really have no idea how he's going to react.
But he's not getting the better of me. Colette, her decisions are her own; I hope the best for her (freedom! respect! a full life! joy!) and will always urge her in that direction; and only she can get rid of Kevin. I believe she can do it for herself: she is strong and smart, and has strong and supportive friends and family. Me, that's as involved as it's healthy and right for me to get (unless I think she's in danger). He might keep trying to bully her, but he can expect total non-capitulation from me. And I know the right trees up which to bark should the situation call for barking.
Oh shit, I thought. And crossed myself.
Yes, Colette's Evil Ex has moved into the apartment that she deserted in order to move to a Kevin-Free house across the alley and down the street. Meaning that he is now my downstairs neighbor.
No problem, I thought, right? He hates me (as I've been committing the heinous sin of Spending Time With Her when he's the only person she should ever want to be around...this is a textbook case of emotional abuse, kids...text.book.) and I'm not remotely fond of him. Therefore we'll ignore each other and everything will be awkward but okay.
Not so. Saturday I'm on the phone wearing nothing, as the phone rang while I was in the tub shaving the old legs, and I didn't bother robing up to clamber out and chat with John (I love living alone). Then the doorbell rings. I logically deduce who it isn't (Colette, not while Kevin is moved in) and then logically deduce who it is. I ask John to stay on the phone. I throw on an unseasonally heavy but completely cover-me-up-and-disguise-my-gender terrycloth robe and tromp down the stairs to the door. Oh look. I'm right. It's Kevin.
I open the door and lean out and proceed to be brusque and almost rude. He looks innocently bewildered, and "just wants to talk with me, but he'll let me go because I look busy," to which I answer, "Yeah, I'm on the phone." (The Stories I Could Tell about this guy.) I close the conversation, shut the door, and listen to John laughing on the other end.
Crap, I think. He won't settle for ignoring me. As he has no respect for other human beings (not just from Colette's stories but from what I've witnessed firsthand), I can't expect him to settle for being ignored.
So I prepare a speech. I think very hard about how much Slightly Psycho Kevin I want in my life. (He's been tracking down all of Colette's friends and complaining about Colette and trying to garner sympathy. He has some sort of sociopsychopathological disease.) I decide I don't want him in my life at all. I prepare, and recite the speech in my head for two days.
I delivered it this afternoon when I parked my car and found him waiting on the porch in front of my door.
Here's a rough script of what happened. Picture me not raising my voice or reacting to anything he says, which is precisely true to what happened.
SPK (Slightly Psycho Kevin), looking at me too intently: I got the feeling when I rang your doorbell on Saturday that there was some tension there.
Me: Yep.
SPK: Is that because of what's going on between me and Colette?
Me: Yep.
SPK: Because when I rang your doorbell, I got the feeling that you were thinking, "What the hell are you doing here?"
Me: Pretty much.
SPK: Why would that be?
Me (adapting speech): Kevin, I think it's going to be awkward with you living here. I'll talk about the weather to you, I'll say hello and goodbye, but I am not going to discuss Colette with you.
SPK: I'm not here to probe you for information. [Proceeds to ask me general questions that probe me for information.]
Me: Kevin, I just said I'm not going to talk about Colette with you. Please respect that.
SPK: I mean, the whole thing just hit me like a hammer. I just came from her house and she won't talk to me, and...
Me: Kevin, you're talking about Colette.
SPK: I'm not asking you for anything specific.
Me: I'm not telling you anything general.
SPK (looking confused): I just want to know if there's hope of reconciliation.
Me: I'm not the person to ask.
SPK: Because she won't discuss anything with me...and I was always respectful. I wasn't abusive or manipulative...
Me: Kevin, you're talking about Colette.
SPK: I'm telling you my feelings.
Me: I don't want to hear them.
SPK: Why, because you're friends with her?
Me: That's right.
SPK: It makes me wonder, since you have such animosity towards me, what she must have said to give you such a skewed perspective of me.
Me: I'm not going to tell you.
SPK: Have you ever been in my position before?
Me: Yes.
SPK: Where someone has up and broken your heart?
Me: Yep. It's a common human experience.
SPK (taken aback): Well...yeah, I mean I'm sure it is, but...I've been talking to strangers about it, and they can relate, I've found warmth there, where I haven't had reason to expect it. And I come knocking on your door, and I'm your neighbor, and I'm hurting, and you're cold.
Me (shrugging): I'm not a good crying shoulder.
SPK: Why do you think that is?
Me: Because I've been in this situation before, where exes come asking me for advice. I don't do that.
SPK (looking suddenly mad): Do you have a chip on your shoulder when it comes to guys?
Me: Do I have a chip...? I'm going upstairs. [I turn and walk up the porch steps toward my door.]
SPK: I mean, I mean, we've had good conversations in the past.
Me (turning around): Neighborly conversations. Yes. I can have neighborly conversations with you. But I don't see the point of your ringing my doorbell. I know Colette much better than I know you, and I like it that way.
SPK: So should I say hello when I see you, should I bother with the niceties?
Me (shrugging): If you don't feel moved to say hello, it won't bother me.
SPK: I guess there are two kinds of people in the world -- people who respond to you with human warmth, and people who don't.
Me: Looks like you'll find the latter in me.
SPK (looking really helpless and furious): So I'll just say hello.
Me: Hello is fine. Hello is plenty. Take care, Kevin. [I close the door behind me and walk upstairs shaky, headachey, but snickering.]
The vibes this guy gives off would make a cobra nervous. Here he is, thirty-five, almost middle-aged, and can't handle being dumped. And can't respect a veritable stranger (moi) who tells him she won't discuss something with him. He tried to browbeat, manipulate, insult, and cajole me into pitying him and listening to him and giving him advice and information.
And there was a time not so long ago when his tactics would have worked and I would have found myself unhappily and uncomfortably sitting down with him to discuss what he did wrong, what his approach ought to be, what Colette has said about him, what chances he has. The way he's treated Colette -- even in my presence -- has led me to want to slap him up and down and have a restraining order put on him. (I was over at her house in Kalamazoo for the weekend of the Fourth, when they were semi-broken-up for the twelfth time in a year, and she and I returned late at night from an outing and found him waiting in her driveway, because he had called without leaving messages all weekend and sent her a long nasty e-mail, to none of which she responded, so he came to her house WHILE she had an out-of-town guest and proceeded to fight with her for the better part of four hours while I sat in the house wondering if she would be safe, and what the hell I was supposed to do.) And he thinks he can bully me into telling him all about her and taking his side.
No. effing. way. I thought hard about what role I can possibly play in this insane and all-too-common drama, and that can only be as Colette's friend. I owe nothing to Kevin. In fact I dislike Kevin. He has all of his family and all of his friends...and all of her friends (because Colette told me, after I went to her apartment to fill her in on what happened, that I'm the first person to refuse to talk to him about it)...and random strangers. He could stand a good dose of being alone. Like for the rest of his life.
So it's going to be uncomfortable around my house for awhile, because I'm not going to back down (in fact the plan is not to talk to him at all anymore, and if he tries to talk to me, simply to walk away) and I'm not exactly sure what he's going to do. He is aware of all my goings and comings, as his door along the porch has a nice clear view of mine. I'm a little concerned for my safety, not badly (I don't think he would break into my apartment), but I do suspect he might try to waylay me, either conversationally or somehow physically, especially once it becomes clear that I'm not going to be his friend.
But there's always my landlord, and always the police.
And better yet, there's prayer.
I hate being involved in any kind of direct way with conflicts such as this. Hopefully he'll move out. I don't want him around. He's icky and I've just really pissed him off, and plan to continue doing so, firmly and without ire. I really have no idea how he's going to react.
But he's not getting the better of me. Colette, her decisions are her own; I hope the best for her (freedom! respect! a full life! joy!) and will always urge her in that direction; and only she can get rid of Kevin. I believe she can do it for herself: she is strong and smart, and has strong and supportive friends and family. Me, that's as involved as it's healthy and right for me to get (unless I think she's in danger). He might keep trying to bully her, but he can expect total non-capitulation from me. And I know the right trees up which to bark should the situation call for barking.
Friday, August 26, 2005
did i also mention...
It's eight o'clock on a Saturday morning and I'm up and brewing coffee, having had a wonderful night's rest.
A large part of me can't wait for middle age, when going to bed at ten or eleven on a Friday night is just something you do. I like my Saturday mornings, I like turning in relatively early, I like waking up well-rested with an entire day ahead of me and sitting around letting the morning slowly unfold while I sip coffee and lounge.
Mom said sometime last month, "I know, I couldn't wait to be forty because then I could act the way I've always wanted to act" -- be a homebody, hold get-togethers that start at seven and end at nine-thirty, go to bed early, wake up early.
I hear you, Mom.
So over the summer I have blossomed into a wonderful cook. My forays into vegetarianism are turning into settlements, something slightly more permanent and less clap-board based than a squatter's hut but not quite the huge impressive I-refuse-to-go-anywhere solidity of a middle-class development house. Vegetarian (or whole food) eating is something I've wanted to explore for awhile -- not just Boca burgers and soy crumbles, but the real combination eating deal, beans and rice and lots of spices. My cookbook has been a great place to start -- the introduction talks about nearly every kind of food that a vegetarian would consume, how to prepare them, where to find them. And the recipes are delicious.
I have no ethical reservations about eating meat. I order meat quite frequently when I'm dining out and think fondly of colder weather to come, which means beef stroganoff. But for a few reasons -- my health, my finances, and the intimidation I feel when trying to master my mother's recipes -- I'm liking this new swing in my diet.
Also, having switched to soy milk, I find myself in greatly reduced intestinal discomfort. I think I started becoming lactose intolerant at Grove City, but always thought it was stress. When I stayed at Colette's house earlier this summer, which contained only soy milk, I found I liked the way it tastes and decided to give it a try. Pure intestinal bliss.
The beans are another matter. But they taste so good, and I've had so much fun cooking with new spices and new ingredients (like tahini). And I've discovered a love for fresh cooked beets.
A large part of me can't wait for middle age, when going to bed at ten or eleven on a Friday night is just something you do. I like my Saturday mornings, I like turning in relatively early, I like waking up well-rested with an entire day ahead of me and sitting around letting the morning slowly unfold while I sip coffee and lounge.
Mom said sometime last month, "I know, I couldn't wait to be forty because then I could act the way I've always wanted to act" -- be a homebody, hold get-togethers that start at seven and end at nine-thirty, go to bed early, wake up early.
I hear you, Mom.
So over the summer I have blossomed into a wonderful cook. My forays into vegetarianism are turning into settlements, something slightly more permanent and less clap-board based than a squatter's hut but not quite the huge impressive I-refuse-to-go-anywhere solidity of a middle-class development house. Vegetarian (or whole food) eating is something I've wanted to explore for awhile -- not just Boca burgers and soy crumbles, but the real combination eating deal, beans and rice and lots of spices. My cookbook has been a great place to start -- the introduction talks about nearly every kind of food that a vegetarian would consume, how to prepare them, where to find them. And the recipes are delicious.
I have no ethical reservations about eating meat. I order meat quite frequently when I'm dining out and think fondly of colder weather to come, which means beef stroganoff. But for a few reasons -- my health, my finances, and the intimidation I feel when trying to master my mother's recipes -- I'm liking this new swing in my diet.
Also, having switched to soy milk, I find myself in greatly reduced intestinal discomfort. I think I started becoming lactose intolerant at Grove City, but always thought it was stress. When I stayed at Colette's house earlier this summer, which contained only soy milk, I found I liked the way it tastes and decided to give it a try. Pure intestinal bliss.
The beans are another matter. But they taste so good, and I've had so much fun cooking with new spices and new ingredients (like tahini). And I've discovered a love for fresh cooked beets.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
and life is really -- yes, really -- good.
I guess it's been awhile since I've posted on how I'm actually doing. I haven't even journalled about it much...have I been hoarding my happiness? Raking it all up like Ebenezer Scrooge and hiding it from the world, from myself? Well...yes.
I think a large part of me has felt guilty for not missing academia. For the past three years, since I switched from English Secondary Education to English, I thought of grad school as what I was born for. But then I didn't want to go. I opted for a year of bottom-feeding retail jobs over applying to graduate schools. I was ashamed, but also relieved and happy, at Notre Dame's rejection. It left me extremely confused, wondering if I'm still smart, if I'm an intellectual anymore; extremely guilty, wondering if I should despise myself for not missing syllabi, reading assignments, or term papers, wondering if I'm cutting off and throwing away some integral part of myself in (temporarily at least) abandoning the academic scene; extremely ashamed, for having failed at doing something (getting into grad school and being an instant success) when I've never failed at anything before.
A lot of those doubts I'm still working through. But I've come to a full realization of how satisfied with my life I am. It makes me more confident at meeting people -- especially having a job that I'm proud of. I'm not a misplaced cynical intellect grubbing the system while sneering at it (not that that is bad; it was dissatisfying to me because I like to believe in what I do); I'm a pioneer in the social services field and I'll tell anyone who asks about the visions I'm working to achieve.
I love what I do.
Today our most beautiful, energetic, and vigorous child, a two-year-old girl named Dajenara and called Nara unless we're trying to get her attention, was helping me wipe up some spilled water. After we'd thrown the wet paper towels away, I said, "Nara, can I give you a hug??" She yelled, "YES!" and hurled herself at me; I picked her up and swung her around and said, "I LIKE giving you hugs!" and she shouted, "I like giving YOU hugs!!!" and squeezed me so hard around the neck I choked on her shoulder.
She can be a royal pain, she can be frustrating, she can be so headstrong it makes your teeth hurt -- she's an extraordinary human being -- but she is by far the child who makes me realize how much I love what I do. I think of her big shining eyes and her gorgeous smile and her mischievous grin, her spunk and her spontaneity, her tendencies to organize the flock around her and take care of (and bully) her fellow children, her exuberance for life, and I feel so privileged to have the total trust of this awesome little person that I grin a big happy smile into the dark before I fall asleep at night.
I can't tell you what I'll be doing in ten years, or twenty, whether I'll ever be married, whether I'll have children -- anything. But I can tell you that I don't care. What I'm doing in the present is so worthwhile and fulfilling that I have confidence in the goodness of the future, without needing to think about any of it.
I have timeline goals, which helps. They are:
1. To have a house, a king-sized bed, a cat, a dog, and a new car by the time I'm thirty;
2. To embark on two years of teaching English in a rural Chinese village when I turn thirty-five;
3. To get my Master's and PhD before I'm fifty;
4. To write and teach till I'm too old to leave the house.
The rest I don't need to know about, or care about, or worry about, until it happens. What's going on now is good enough for now.
For a girl who has always banked her happiness on the future, and hated the present, this is quite a miraculous step.
I think a large part of me has felt guilty for not missing academia. For the past three years, since I switched from English Secondary Education to English, I thought of grad school as what I was born for. But then I didn't want to go. I opted for a year of bottom-feeding retail jobs over applying to graduate schools. I was ashamed, but also relieved and happy, at Notre Dame's rejection. It left me extremely confused, wondering if I'm still smart, if I'm an intellectual anymore; extremely guilty, wondering if I should despise myself for not missing syllabi, reading assignments, or term papers, wondering if I'm cutting off and throwing away some integral part of myself in (temporarily at least) abandoning the academic scene; extremely ashamed, for having failed at doing something (getting into grad school and being an instant success) when I've never failed at anything before.
A lot of those doubts I'm still working through. But I've come to a full realization of how satisfied with my life I am. It makes me more confident at meeting people -- especially having a job that I'm proud of. I'm not a misplaced cynical intellect grubbing the system while sneering at it (not that that is bad; it was dissatisfying to me because I like to believe in what I do); I'm a pioneer in the social services field and I'll tell anyone who asks about the visions I'm working to achieve.
I love what I do.
Today our most beautiful, energetic, and vigorous child, a two-year-old girl named Dajenara and called Nara unless we're trying to get her attention, was helping me wipe up some spilled water. After we'd thrown the wet paper towels away, I said, "Nara, can I give you a hug??" She yelled, "YES!" and hurled herself at me; I picked her up and swung her around and said, "I LIKE giving you hugs!" and she shouted, "I like giving YOU hugs!!!" and squeezed me so hard around the neck I choked on her shoulder.
She can be a royal pain, she can be frustrating, she can be so headstrong it makes your teeth hurt -- she's an extraordinary human being -- but she is by far the child who makes me realize how much I love what I do. I think of her big shining eyes and her gorgeous smile and her mischievous grin, her spunk and her spontaneity, her tendencies to organize the flock around her and take care of (and bully) her fellow children, her exuberance for life, and I feel so privileged to have the total trust of this awesome little person that I grin a big happy smile into the dark before I fall asleep at night.
I can't tell you what I'll be doing in ten years, or twenty, whether I'll ever be married, whether I'll have children -- anything. But I can tell you that I don't care. What I'm doing in the present is so worthwhile and fulfilling that I have confidence in the goodness of the future, without needing to think about any of it.
I have timeline goals, which helps. They are:
1. To have a house, a king-sized bed, a cat, a dog, and a new car by the time I'm thirty;
2. To embark on two years of teaching English in a rural Chinese village when I turn thirty-five;
3. To get my Master's and PhD before I'm fifty;
4. To write and teach till I'm too old to leave the house.
The rest I don't need to know about, or care about, or worry about, until it happens. What's going on now is good enough for now.
For a girl who has always banked her happiness on the future, and hated the present, this is quite a miraculous step.
Monday, August 22, 2005
daily life
Experienced quite a busy weekend this one past -- in a great way. Friday Colette and I swapped family and guy stories over Thai curry, then church stories over hot chocolate at the South Bend Chocolate Cafe (whose excellent dark hot chocolate is exactly like the scratch kind Mom taught us to make, with baking cocoa and sugar). Saturday I sat journalling and intensely Dealing With Issues, after which I felt much better -- the Issues have been percolating for about a month or so, and it was time and past time to take the lid off, swirl them around, and filter through them. Great stuff. Saturday night I met Meg's friend Matt while Looking Hot in a Black Skirt and had a fun two hours of theater story swapping at the Fiddler's.
Sunday was shopping at the Michigan City Outlets with Colette, where she bought work clothes and I bought a badly needed new pair of sneakers (I hear "sneakers" is an East Coast term; people around here supposedly all say "tennis shoes") which I love. I go through sneakers quickly, being rather brutal to them, and I hadn't bought a new pair in at least two years. Sadly the grey pair with green trim were unavailable in my size, so the grey pair with pink trim sufficed. I woke up excited to wear them, and after a day of chasing babies in them my feet are happily sore from *gasp* Enough Support.
While shopping with MP for a new TV last week I also purchased a new tea kettle. (I had borrowed hers for the summer.) Tea kettle shopping consists of a few dense moments of overwhelmed anguish in which one selects the desired color and handles all the display samples, wondering what on earth shade/shape/brand will do. I settled for a darling red Kitchenaid which works so beautifully that the already pleasurable ritual of preparing coffee in the morning is intensified.
It's a good life.
Sunday was shopping at the Michigan City Outlets with Colette, where she bought work clothes and I bought a badly needed new pair of sneakers (I hear "sneakers" is an East Coast term; people around here supposedly all say "tennis shoes") which I love. I go through sneakers quickly, being rather brutal to them, and I hadn't bought a new pair in at least two years. Sadly the grey pair with green trim were unavailable in my size, so the grey pair with pink trim sufficed. I woke up excited to wear them, and after a day of chasing babies in them my feet are happily sore from *gasp* Enough Support.
While shopping with MP for a new TV last week I also purchased a new tea kettle. (I had borrowed hers for the summer.) Tea kettle shopping consists of a few dense moments of overwhelmed anguish in which one selects the desired color and handles all the display samples, wondering what on earth shade/shape/brand will do. I settled for a darling red Kitchenaid which works so beautifully that the already pleasurable ritual of preparing coffee in the morning is intensified.
It's a good life.
Saturday, August 20, 2005
some peripheral venting
Unfortunately I can't air my issues with total honesty as I would like. But, in the meantime, you get a slice of my angry pie, if you care to continue reading.
A half-conclusion at which I've arrived this week is that I push most dateable guys completely out of the way because NEEDY MEN PISS ME OFF and I'm convinced that any guy I wind up dating (because I've been a magnet for the Needy Guy in the past, whimper whimper Sarah fix my problems and listen to them all while I sit here not giving a damn about your life, YUCK) will turn into one of these men. Men who stifle my emotional life because all they want is for me to tend to theirs, to shut my emotions in a closet and adopt their emotions as my own. And all I'll hear forever is I hate my job, I hate my parents, I hate my life, blah blah blah blah blah make it better, and while you're at it just sympathize with meeeeeeeee.
As Virginia Woolf wrote of Mr. Ramsay in To the Lighthouse, "There he stood, demanding sympathy."
Sorry, Imaginary Dude Whom I Won't Let Into My Life. It's your job to seize your life with your own hands and forge something out of it. It doesn't have to be something world-changing, but it does have to be yours. I'm not having any part of making you who you are. You're that without me, as I am who I am independently of you. I'll be your companion, I'll share your stories and your life and I'll laugh with you and I'll be quietly sympathetic when that's really what you need and I'll build a comfortable and healthy and secure home with you; but I'm not going to sit around letting you suck the life out of me because you refuse to be content and turn your nose up at an optimistic and hopeful outlook.
Now, I am beginning to understand that not all men are like this, so my friends who know that this doesn't apply to them need not take offense. I plan to learn more about regular guys, who, I hear, populate the planet. But to the person whom I may have not yet met who plans to make me his support and mainstay, forget it. Companion. I will be an excellent companion. But I'm no Atlas. Nor do I expect you to be. My life and problems are my own. All I ask once in awhile is a hug and a genuinely meant inquiry as to my well-being and a real interest in the good things of my life, the things that make me happy. But I'm responsible for me; no one else can be. And you are responsible for you.
If you're wondering at whom this post is directed, look up a well-known Plath poem. (But don't comment about it, por favor, I need to deal with this person directly but had to post about it first.) And for further clarification: If I met you in college, you are not the object of this post.
This garbled and esoteric rant brought to you courtesy of Sarah.
A half-conclusion at which I've arrived this week is that I push most dateable guys completely out of the way because NEEDY MEN PISS ME OFF and I'm convinced that any guy I wind up dating (because I've been a magnet for the Needy Guy in the past, whimper whimper Sarah fix my problems and listen to them all while I sit here not giving a damn about your life, YUCK) will turn into one of these men. Men who stifle my emotional life because all they want is for me to tend to theirs, to shut my emotions in a closet and adopt their emotions as my own. And all I'll hear forever is I hate my job, I hate my parents, I hate my life, blah blah blah blah blah make it better, and while you're at it just sympathize with meeeeeeeee.
As Virginia Woolf wrote of Mr. Ramsay in To the Lighthouse, "There he stood, demanding sympathy."
Sorry, Imaginary Dude Whom I Won't Let Into My Life. It's your job to seize your life with your own hands and forge something out of it. It doesn't have to be something world-changing, but it does have to be yours. I'm not having any part of making you who you are. You're that without me, as I am who I am independently of you. I'll be your companion, I'll share your stories and your life and I'll laugh with you and I'll be quietly sympathetic when that's really what you need and I'll build a comfortable and healthy and secure home with you; but I'm not going to sit around letting you suck the life out of me because you refuse to be content and turn your nose up at an optimistic and hopeful outlook.
Now, I am beginning to understand that not all men are like this, so my friends who know that this doesn't apply to them need not take offense. I plan to learn more about regular guys, who, I hear, populate the planet. But to the person whom I may have not yet met who plans to make me his support and mainstay, forget it. Companion. I will be an excellent companion. But I'm no Atlas. Nor do I expect you to be. My life and problems are my own. All I ask once in awhile is a hug and a genuinely meant inquiry as to my well-being and a real interest in the good things of my life, the things that make me happy. But I'm responsible for me; no one else can be. And you are responsible for you.
If you're wondering at whom this post is directed, look up a well-known Plath poem. (But don't comment about it, por favor, I need to deal with this person directly but had to post about it first.) And for further clarification: If I met you in college, you are not the object of this post.
This garbled and esoteric rant brought to you courtesy of Sarah.
Monday, August 15, 2005
processing
So much has happened in the past two weekends...not "much" as in occurrences that you could measure on a timeline of action, but changes in states of being. All in a good way, but it's taking some time to sort through how I'm doing, so no posting recently.
This next week or so is (are) going to challenge my stamina. We started a four-month-old infant in our program today and it shifts around what Meg and I are able to do. With no volunteers and seven children, it promises taxation on our emotional, mental, and physical resources.
The import of this: Early bedtimes! Hurrah!
This next week or so is (are) going to challenge my stamina. We started a four-month-old infant in our program today and it shifts around what Meg and I are able to do. With no volunteers and seven children, it promises taxation on our emotional, mental, and physical resources.
The import of this: Early bedtimes! Hurrah!
Thursday, August 11, 2005
i'm grown-up and boring -- hooray!
It's a quiet moment in the P.E.D.S. program at the South Bend Center for the Homeless, so a little-known (but soon to be famous) employee named Sarah is snatching a tidbit of precious time to blog...because when she gets home from work, she is too tired to look at a computer screen.
We've been overturning the house at work, have Meg and I, improving the educational environment for the children. Yesterday we rearranged big pieces of furniture (shelving, kiddie tables, kiddie cupboards) to make room for a Reading and Writing Center and a Music Area. We already have a Kitchen, a Workshop, and an Art Studio, and the room is now full of simple and valuable toys. We weeded out a lot of useless or nonproductive toys (or annoying toys) so that there are less toy sets with muliple pieces that just get strewn around and thrown at people. Now the kids have free access to musical instruments, books, a magnetic writing pad, chalk and markers, blocks, Legos, and Play-Doh.
We suffered from so much motivation that we even stayed late to put a few "finishing touches" (when is anything ever finished?) on the room. Normally we wait to do all the major improvements until the last Friday of the month, when we have an "In-Service Day," but most of this stuff we hate waiting for.
Meanwhile to make up for a huge sleep deficit stemming from the beginning of July, I have been going to bed at 9:30 every night this week and sleeping until seven in the morning. I'm beginning to feel, for the first time in forever, great. I think. It's been so long that it's hard to tell.
Monday and Tuesday night I read big chunks out of Angels and Insects, which I find fantastic. Last summer I decided to love A. S. Byatt no matter what, and we are very compatible as a writer-to-reader team.
AND Louise Erdrich is coming out with a new novel in September. Excitement, rapture, joy.
We've been overturning the house at work, have Meg and I, improving the educational environment for the children. Yesterday we rearranged big pieces of furniture (shelving, kiddie tables, kiddie cupboards) to make room for a Reading and Writing Center and a Music Area. We already have a Kitchen, a Workshop, and an Art Studio, and the room is now full of simple and valuable toys. We weeded out a lot of useless or nonproductive toys (or annoying toys) so that there are less toy sets with muliple pieces that just get strewn around and thrown at people. Now the kids have free access to musical instruments, books, a magnetic writing pad, chalk and markers, blocks, Legos, and Play-Doh.
We suffered from so much motivation that we even stayed late to put a few "finishing touches" (when is anything ever finished?) on the room. Normally we wait to do all the major improvements until the last Friday of the month, when we have an "In-Service Day," but most of this stuff we hate waiting for.
Meanwhile to make up for a huge sleep deficit stemming from the beginning of July, I have been going to bed at 9:30 every night this week and sleeping until seven in the morning. I'm beginning to feel, for the first time in forever, great. I think. It's been so long that it's hard to tell.
Monday and Tuesday night I read big chunks out of Angels and Insects, which I find fantastic. Last summer I decided to love A. S. Byatt no matter what, and we are very compatible as a writer-to-reader team.
AND Louise Erdrich is coming out with a new novel in September. Excitement, rapture, joy.
Saturday, August 06, 2005
lazy Saturday
I have two guests for the weekend, both of whom are sleeping on my living room floor just behind me, and have been since about one o'clock.
It's amazing how different it is to have people in the house. Even when you're doing nothing at all, even when you've just awakened from a floor nap and idly flip a book off the shelf to read it -- things you would ordinarily do alone, so are not novel -- you are still aware of the presence of another human being in your habitat.
It's quite refreshing. I have grown to love living alone, except when the weekends drag on Sunday with no prospects of doing anything; it is amazing to wake up in the empty solitude of a few sunlit rooms and boil water for coffee at your leisure. But still I enjoy the company in ways I'd forgotten. The anticipation of getting up and talking to someone. Sharing a bathroom. Staying up late talking and fighting sleep until the blood vessels in your eyes leak and the brain fuzziness reduces conversation to delirious mumbles.
It's wonderful to have people wander about your apartment looking at all your books (which are all yours). Fantastic to think that they drove six hours from Pennsylvania to spend a Saturday afternoon asleep on my floor.
Little routine-breaking miracles that braid one's internal monologues together.
It's amazing how different it is to have people in the house. Even when you're doing nothing at all, even when you've just awakened from a floor nap and idly flip a book off the shelf to read it -- things you would ordinarily do alone, so are not novel -- you are still aware of the presence of another human being in your habitat.
It's quite refreshing. I have grown to love living alone, except when the weekends drag on Sunday with no prospects of doing anything; it is amazing to wake up in the empty solitude of a few sunlit rooms and boil water for coffee at your leisure. But still I enjoy the company in ways I'd forgotten. The anticipation of getting up and talking to someone. Sharing a bathroom. Staying up late talking and fighting sleep until the blood vessels in your eyes leak and the brain fuzziness reduces conversation to delirious mumbles.
It's wonderful to have people wander about your apartment looking at all your books (which are all yours). Fantastic to think that they drove six hours from Pennsylvania to spend a Saturday afternoon asleep on my floor.
Little routine-breaking miracles that braid one's internal monologues together.
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
six amazing things
1. I cooked two meals in one week. Two scrumptious, excellent meals. (My God, you say. Yes. I can cook.) I love my vegetarian cookbook so much that I was motivated yesterday, in one hundred degree weather (at least in my apartment) to heat my oven to 400 degrees to bake eggplant for curry. (Which was the most delicious thing I think I've ever eaten in my LIFE.)
2. Leign Ann is coming up this weekend.
3. Leigh Ann is coming up this weekend!!
4. So is Shelley!
5. Fabulously, I have weekend plans that can easily include two good friends, to make it look like I have a life in South Bend. And to give them a good old time: a James Thurber play at the Civic Theater (a block away from my apartment), a night at the St. Joseph ("St. Joe") County Fair, church (Chris-with-a-House!), and Sunday brunch at the Fiddler's.
6. I got to talk to Colette today. (Ex-boyfriend Slightly Psycho Kevin has been hanging around a lot controlling her time. Jerk.) Yesterday morning when I shut the door at the bottom of the stairs to go to work she stuck her head out the door with a huge grin and came running over. (Life at the house I live in is a combination of Days and Friends.)
2. Leign Ann is coming up this weekend.
3. Leigh Ann is coming up this weekend!!
4. So is Shelley!
5. Fabulously, I have weekend plans that can easily include two good friends, to make it look like I have a life in South Bend. And to give them a good old time: a James Thurber play at the Civic Theater (a block away from my apartment), a night at the St. Joseph ("St. Joe") County Fair, church (Chris-with-a-House!), and Sunday brunch at the Fiddler's.
6. I got to talk to Colette today. (Ex-boyfriend Slightly Psycho Kevin has been hanging around a lot controlling her time. Jerk.) Yesterday morning when I shut the door at the bottom of the stairs to go to work she stuck her head out the door with a huge grin and came running over. (Life at the house I live in is a combination of Days and Friends.)
Sunday, July 31, 2005
one holy church
After eight months of almost-faithful church attendance, I am finally fricking beginning to make friends.
It had gotten to the point where I was muttering grouchily under my breath as I located "church clothes," located car keys, and located familiar routes to get there of a Sunday morning, because however much I might enjoy the Sunday School discussions or the services, I knew hardly anyone would talk to me, except Chris-with-a-House who would tell me the latest tragedy of his life. (Today he came up behind me during the greeting time to tell me, without preamble, that he'd gotten hit in the face this morning doing something or other. Actually there was a preamble. He asked me if he looked like he'd been hit in the face recently. To which the obligatory answer is, "Well your nose is swollen, why, did you get hit in the face recently?" while you grit your teeth preparing for the obvious reply.)
It's just not a terribly social group. Eric Born pointed out that the Midwest is largely peopled by people who have lived there all their lives and don't need to look for new friends; they've had the same friends since kindergarten. (This is one of the reasons I left North East.) Sunday School was full of good discussion, but afterward the only real overtures I got were from Sweet and Hyperactive Amanda (which was welcome, I think she's adorable) and a fakey oh-we're-both-cornered-in-the-same-vicinity-I-should-croon-and-hug-you embrace from a girl who is consistently more closed-off than I am. (Gah, the Midwest.)
Just as I was marching into the sanctuary with a great big scowl on my face (and thinking, "I do NOT like your family, Lord"), a girl whom I actually, really like came dashing over to say hi, to invite me to hang out with her this week, to invite me to hang out with her and some of her friends this weekend, and to ask if she could sit by me during the service. I felt my jaw muscles slowly relax. That's a welcome.
This is Amy, the girl who shares a love for yerba mate and The Lord of the Rings. She's also ridiculously tall and uninhibited -- how better?
So all is not lost. I think I'll continue to attend this church for awhile, if only to see whether or not germinating seeds grow. (And I'll bet God spends a good deal of time grinning at me going, "See? I told you so.")
It had gotten to the point where I was muttering grouchily under my breath as I located "church clothes," located car keys, and located familiar routes to get there of a Sunday morning, because however much I might enjoy the Sunday School discussions or the services, I knew hardly anyone would talk to me, except Chris-with-a-House who would tell me the latest tragedy of his life. (Today he came up behind me during the greeting time to tell me, without preamble, that he'd gotten hit in the face this morning doing something or other. Actually there was a preamble. He asked me if he looked like he'd been hit in the face recently. To which the obligatory answer is, "Well your nose is swollen, why, did you get hit in the face recently?" while you grit your teeth preparing for the obvious reply.)
It's just not a terribly social group. Eric Born pointed out that the Midwest is largely peopled by people who have lived there all their lives and don't need to look for new friends; they've had the same friends since kindergarten. (This is one of the reasons I left North East.) Sunday School was full of good discussion, but afterward the only real overtures I got were from Sweet and Hyperactive Amanda (which was welcome, I think she's adorable) and a fakey oh-we're-both-cornered-in-the-same-vicinity-I-should-croon-and-hug-you embrace from a girl who is consistently more closed-off than I am. (Gah, the Midwest.)
Just as I was marching into the sanctuary with a great big scowl on my face (and thinking, "I do NOT like your family, Lord"), a girl whom I actually, really like came dashing over to say hi, to invite me to hang out with her this week, to invite me to hang out with her and some of her friends this weekend, and to ask if she could sit by me during the service. I felt my jaw muscles slowly relax. That's a welcome.
This is Amy, the girl who shares a love for yerba mate and The Lord of the Rings. She's also ridiculously tall and uninhibited -- how better?
So all is not lost. I think I'll continue to attend this church for awhile, if only to see whether or not germinating seeds grow. (And I'll bet God spends a good deal of time grinning at me going, "See? I told you so.")
Saturday, July 30, 2005
close encounters of the nice kind
One of our favorite volunteers at the Center worked her last day yesterday as a summer intern. Meg and I see her on Thursdays and Fridays, when she comes in to help with the kids (this requires a rather lion-like courage in someone like Carolyn, who wasn't especially comfortable with small children. She is, however, our favorite volunteer. Capable, entertaining, wry). She's the well-built, active, blonde soccer-player kind of girl. My favorite breed of athlete.
Two days previously she had come in to visit me while I, kidless, was cleaning toys with bleach in the all-consuming boredom of someone who works in a separate wing of the building from anyone else all alone.
Carolyn was being run ragged by her other jobs at the Center and said, "Two more days...I can last two more days."
I asked, seemingly at random, "How old are you?"
"Twenty-two."
"You drink?"
Her face lit up. "Yes!"
I was merely going to suggest, "Drink more," but then said instead, "Want to go out this weekend?"
Of course she agreed, and by yesterday boss Meg was roped into the going-out plan as well. So the three of us met at my apartment and headed -- where else? -- to the Fiddler's Hearth, where we parked ourselves at one of the sidewalk tables to enjoy the mild outdoor temperatures. I had told them of my crush on The Waiter Who Walks Into Things, and sure enough, he waited on us at the outside table. He's tall and skinny with a big goofy smile and no ass, and he comes by his nickname honestly. When he took our orders, he sat down in the extra seat at our table looking a little tired, so we grinned and said, "Take a load off!" He laughed, told us what the specials were, and went to get our drinks.
Whatever scent he was wearing won him extra points. Since I refused to ask him what it was, Meg and Carolyn rock-paper-scissored to see who would do it. (At this point I was greatly embarrassed by the soon-to-be surrender of someone's dignity.) Carolyn won the privilege, asked the next time he swung by the table, and was brusquely answered with a "whatever's on sale" before he disappeared back inside.
Well. Meg looked at me and said, "I think you should go for the bank teller."
Yet twenty minutes later he descended on our table with a glass of something, plunked himself down, and said, "I'm taking your advice, ladies." He stayed and chatted for five or ten minutes, asked our names and where we worked, told us stories of the homeless people that frequent the sidewalks outside the Fiddler's, and bounced back up to get to work. He did this several more times throughout the night, asked what our plans were, and told us that oftentimes the people who work at the Fiddler's head to Corby's after the Fiddler's closes.
Well...we all know me. When the Fiddler's closed, I decided I was hungry and tired and we didn't go to Corby's. Perhaps some other night. I can only handle breakthroughs one small step at a time.
At least now I know his first name: Joe.
Two days previously she had come in to visit me while I, kidless, was cleaning toys with bleach in the all-consuming boredom of someone who works in a separate wing of the building from anyone else all alone.
Carolyn was being run ragged by her other jobs at the Center and said, "Two more days...I can last two more days."
I asked, seemingly at random, "How old are you?"
"Twenty-two."
"You drink?"
Her face lit up. "Yes!"
I was merely going to suggest, "Drink more," but then said instead, "Want to go out this weekend?"
Of course she agreed, and by yesterday boss Meg was roped into the going-out plan as well. So the three of us met at my apartment and headed -- where else? -- to the Fiddler's Hearth, where we parked ourselves at one of the sidewalk tables to enjoy the mild outdoor temperatures. I had told them of my crush on The Waiter Who Walks Into Things, and sure enough, he waited on us at the outside table. He's tall and skinny with a big goofy smile and no ass, and he comes by his nickname honestly. When he took our orders, he sat down in the extra seat at our table looking a little tired, so we grinned and said, "Take a load off!" He laughed, told us what the specials were, and went to get our drinks.
Whatever scent he was wearing won him extra points. Since I refused to ask him what it was, Meg and Carolyn rock-paper-scissored to see who would do it. (At this point I was greatly embarrassed by the soon-to-be surrender of someone's dignity.) Carolyn won the privilege, asked the next time he swung by the table, and was brusquely answered with a "whatever's on sale" before he disappeared back inside.
Well. Meg looked at me and said, "I think you should go for the bank teller."
Yet twenty minutes later he descended on our table with a glass of something, plunked himself down, and said, "I'm taking your advice, ladies." He stayed and chatted for five or ten minutes, asked our names and where we worked, told us stories of the homeless people that frequent the sidewalks outside the Fiddler's, and bounced back up to get to work. He did this several more times throughout the night, asked what our plans were, and told us that oftentimes the people who work at the Fiddler's head to Corby's after the Fiddler's closes.
Well...we all know me. When the Fiddler's closed, I decided I was hungry and tired and we didn't go to Corby's. Perhaps some other night. I can only handle breakthroughs one small step at a time.
At least now I know his first name: Joe.
Friday, July 29, 2005
fame and fortune, fame and fortune...
Yesterday I attended a project seminar connected with the hospital that funds my program at the Center for the Homeless. I got to wear real professional clothes (ordinarily my work clothes consist of jeans, a crappy T-shirt, and sneakers...great for getting drooled, sneezed, cried, and vomited on, depending on the day) and listen to two overly enthusiastic people hype up project-making for eight and a half hours. I spent most of the day trying very hard to wipe the disgust off my face (after all, these people give the Center the money for my salary) and some of the day actually considering a few projects I've had in mind for the P.E.D.S. program.
P.E.D.S. (pronounced PEEDS) stands for Play, Exploration, and Developmental Support (or, again depending on the day, Poop, Excrement, Doo-doo, and Shit because we change so many diapers containing every variation of those four words). It's the only program of its kind and I saw yesterday my boss-boss Beth's vision for the program.
Over turkey sandwiches (well, she ate egg salad because she's a vegetarian) she told me that she wants boss Meg and I to innovate and create as much as possible because she wants our program to be the number one early intervention program for at-risk kids in the nation. She wants other developing programs to come to us for advice and information. "In two years," she said, "I want you and Meg to be presenting at a national conference."
Now, I had known that she wanted Meg and me to develop the program. I had no idea how awesome it was really going to be. My jaw would have fallen open had it not been full of turkey, and I said, "BETH that would be so COOL!" (Me, behind a lecturn, on a soapbox, in front of hundreds of people? Bring it on.)
And then she said the thing that made my day and jerked me from the depths of despair to the heights of elation (Mom has expressed worry that I do such abrupt emotional turnarounds; well, I'm still getting a therapist and better euphoria than bone-crushing hopelessness): "And then you could write a book. The. P.E.D.S. book."
And I thought, My God, I could. It's not the Pulitzer-winning work of fiction I had always envisioned, but a foot in the door is a foot in the door. There are so many amazing stories, so many difficult stories, so many interesting stories where I work. So I'm going to start keeping a daily journal of my job. I can turn it into essays (which have captivated my writing interest for about a year, although I've done nothing with the inclination). I can get it published. My bosses would stop at nothing to see that it does get published.
Ahhh, now I have a short-term purpose. Which is what has been missing for a long time.
How have I been so ridiculously blessed? I'm doing EXACTLY what I was built to do...for now, anyway. And that's good enough for me. More than good enough.
P.E.D.S. (pronounced PEEDS) stands for Play, Exploration, and Developmental Support (or, again depending on the day, Poop, Excrement, Doo-doo, and Shit because we change so many diapers containing every variation of those four words). It's the only program of its kind and I saw yesterday my boss-boss Beth's vision for the program.
Over turkey sandwiches (well, she ate egg salad because she's a vegetarian) she told me that she wants boss Meg and I to innovate and create as much as possible because she wants our program to be the number one early intervention program for at-risk kids in the nation. She wants other developing programs to come to us for advice and information. "In two years," she said, "I want you and Meg to be presenting at a national conference."
Now, I had known that she wanted Meg and me to develop the program. I had no idea how awesome it was really going to be. My jaw would have fallen open had it not been full of turkey, and I said, "BETH that would be so COOL!" (Me, behind a lecturn, on a soapbox, in front of hundreds of people? Bring it on.)
And then she said the thing that made my day and jerked me from the depths of despair to the heights of elation (Mom has expressed worry that I do such abrupt emotional turnarounds; well, I'm still getting a therapist and better euphoria than bone-crushing hopelessness): "And then you could write a book. The. P.E.D.S. book."
And I thought, My God, I could. It's not the Pulitzer-winning work of fiction I had always envisioned, but a foot in the door is a foot in the door. There are so many amazing stories, so many difficult stories, so many interesting stories where I work. So I'm going to start keeping a daily journal of my job. I can turn it into essays (which have captivated my writing interest for about a year, although I've done nothing with the inclination). I can get it published. My bosses would stop at nothing to see that it does get published.
Ahhh, now I have a short-term purpose. Which is what has been missing for a long time.
How have I been so ridiculously blessed? I'm doing EXACTLY what I was built to do...for now, anyway. And that's good enough for me. More than good enough.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
confessions
These days I waver between contentment and desperate loneliness. It's disorienting how happy I can be with what I do -- my job, the upkeep on my apartment, gaining better expertise in budget management -- and how unhappy I can be with how I am -- holding everyone at arm's length, wrapping myself in a tight shell of isolation and shutting off every emotional valve to avoid thinking about the awful emptiness that I feel as a result of not loving people.
My favorite child at work won't be coming back. His mother has left the Center and likely I'll never see him again. When I learned this yesterday I wanted to cry, but I couldn't. Some overriding discipline rose up and slapped down the inclination toward tears. I thought to myself, That's what happens; that's the nature of my job; that's why you don't get too attached or take things too personally.
Probably when Meg comes back from vacation we'll be sad together. I can only be emotional communally, for the past couple of months. When I'm by myself I'm not emotional at all. Which is completely unlike me.
A large part of me doesn't even care that I'm lonely. I'm better off that way, right? It's much less effort to live with and for myself only. I can love the kids at work because that's my job, and it's a wonderful part of my life...but loving peers involves being vulnerable, and I can't do that with anyone except Leigh Ann, Laura, and the hilarious MP.
My creativity is dead. My faculties for higher thought are dead. I'm reading fiction again (yay!) but only as a means to occupy my mind with Story so that I don't have time to dwell on myself. All the things I want to do I can do alone (cooking, gardening, plant-rearing, reading), but I must, I must, I must learn to surround myself fearlessly with people, because if all my efforts are turned back on myself there's a flatness, a lack of love. And I do believe that love is all.
So I need at some point in the next month to check my insurance to see how it covers therapy. Because however disinterested I am in my own well being, I can't let myself live like this and still be a responsible human being. It's time to move on.
My favorite child at work won't be coming back. His mother has left the Center and likely I'll never see him again. When I learned this yesterday I wanted to cry, but I couldn't. Some overriding discipline rose up and slapped down the inclination toward tears. I thought to myself, That's what happens; that's the nature of my job; that's why you don't get too attached or take things too personally.
Probably when Meg comes back from vacation we'll be sad together. I can only be emotional communally, for the past couple of months. When I'm by myself I'm not emotional at all. Which is completely unlike me.
A large part of me doesn't even care that I'm lonely. I'm better off that way, right? It's much less effort to live with and for myself only. I can love the kids at work because that's my job, and it's a wonderful part of my life...but loving peers involves being vulnerable, and I can't do that with anyone except Leigh Ann, Laura, and the hilarious MP.
My creativity is dead. My faculties for higher thought are dead. I'm reading fiction again (yay!) but only as a means to occupy my mind with Story so that I don't have time to dwell on myself. All the things I want to do I can do alone (cooking, gardening, plant-rearing, reading), but I must, I must, I must learn to surround myself fearlessly with people, because if all my efforts are turned back on myself there's a flatness, a lack of love. And I do believe that love is all.
So I need at some point in the next month to check my insurance to see how it covers therapy. Because however disinterested I am in my own well being, I can't let myself live like this and still be a responsible human being. It's time to move on.
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
si estas inclinada
I had a wonderful time in Pittsburgh -- zooming from one thing to another so fast it gave me mental and emotional vertigo. I may or may not post extensively on my visit (I intend to, but you know what happens with my good intentions: They don't wind up paving any road at all), but today I would like to write about the most memorable five minutes of the trip.
After the Elvis Costello & Emmylou Harris concert (which was AMAZING), Garrett and I walked to the edge of Station Square at 11:15 p.m. and boarded the incline up Mt. Washington. For those who have never had the privilege of visiting Pittsburgh, let me say that the downtown is situated in the valley of the intersection of the famous Three Rivers, ringed around with very steep, high wooded hills (called "mountains" in this part of the country, and probably mountains indeed to anyone who has never been outside Indiana). Someone many years ago had the brilliant idea of engineering a mechanical lift ("incline") up the faces of the hills. The rails for the incline are lighted at night, making the already gorgeous downtown particularly spectacular, with chains of light running up and away from the city.
Garrett and I had ridden in the very back compartment of the incline on the way down, so we decided that, as the incline going up faces the city, we'd sit in the front compartment for a full glass-fronted view of the skyline on the way up. There were only two other passengers on the incline, sitting in the compartments behind us completely out of view.
Garrett was humming "Down in the River to Pray" (that lovely Alison Krauss song from O Brother, Where Art Thou?), and when he fell silent I started to sing it, quietly. Then the man in the back compartment called down, "We can't hear you up here!"
Thinking he was yelling at me, I called, "Sorry!" and shut up. After a moment he said, "No...we can't hear you up here. Sing louder."
So I sang the first verse as we rose up over the city. It echoed in the metal car. The man laughed and said, "I feel like I'm in church!" When I finished the verse I stopped and he said, "Come on, we have time for one more verse before we get out of here, I want to hear it again!"
So I sang the second verse. Garrett joined me on the harmony and when we finished the man said, "It's like a chorus! You should really do karaoke. Some places pay five hundred bucks for the winner. With your voice you could win."
Then the ride ended, and when we exited the car the other passengers were already gone, so I was spared the embarrassment of meeting the guy face to face. It was fun -- one of those once-in-a-lifetime moments of oneness that I'll carry with me forever -- the night, the city, the lights and the rivers and the hills, the yellow lit metal walls of the incline, the silent invisible audience, and the song.
After the Elvis Costello & Emmylou Harris concert (which was AMAZING), Garrett and I walked to the edge of Station Square at 11:15 p.m. and boarded the incline up Mt. Washington. For those who have never had the privilege of visiting Pittsburgh, let me say that the downtown is situated in the valley of the intersection of the famous Three Rivers, ringed around with very steep, high wooded hills (called "mountains" in this part of the country, and probably mountains indeed to anyone who has never been outside Indiana). Someone many years ago had the brilliant idea of engineering a mechanical lift ("incline") up the faces of the hills. The rails for the incline are lighted at night, making the already gorgeous downtown particularly spectacular, with chains of light running up and away from the city.
Garrett and I had ridden in the very back compartment of the incline on the way down, so we decided that, as the incline going up faces the city, we'd sit in the front compartment for a full glass-fronted view of the skyline on the way up. There were only two other passengers on the incline, sitting in the compartments behind us completely out of view.
Garrett was humming "Down in the River to Pray" (that lovely Alison Krauss song from O Brother, Where Art Thou?), and when he fell silent I started to sing it, quietly. Then the man in the back compartment called down, "We can't hear you up here!"
Thinking he was yelling at me, I called, "Sorry!" and shut up. After a moment he said, "No...we can't hear you up here. Sing louder."
So I sang the first verse as we rose up over the city. It echoed in the metal car. The man laughed and said, "I feel like I'm in church!" When I finished the verse I stopped and he said, "Come on, we have time for one more verse before we get out of here, I want to hear it again!"
So I sang the second verse. Garrett joined me on the harmony and when we finished the man said, "It's like a chorus! You should really do karaoke. Some places pay five hundred bucks for the winner. With your voice you could win."
Then the ride ended, and when we exited the car the other passengers were already gone, so I was spared the embarrassment of meeting the guy face to face. It was fun -- one of those once-in-a-lifetime moments of oneness that I'll carry with me forever -- the night, the city, the lights and the rivers and the hills, the yellow lit metal walls of the incline, the silent invisible audience, and the song.
Saturday, July 23, 2005
vacation part 2
It's a funny thing, vacation...first paid vacation I've ever had. I rather like it. :)
So, vacation part 1 was home in North East, Pennsylvania....the most charming small-town grape-farming community one could imagine (although admittedly a hole in the wall when it comes to events like the Cherry Fest, when the streets are filled with the less savory and upstanding of our town's citizens, and carnies). It's the place where I'm from, but not the place where I belong anymore.
Having felt no social obligations after the fifth year reunion (yes, it appears our high school does reunions every five years. We have a fifteenth between the tenth and the twentieth), I have mostly spent my vacation blissfully sitting around on my arse. I've gotten some good reading done, and yesterday purchased a vegetarian cookbook with a wonderful introduction to whole food eating and a catalogue of most fruits, vegetables, root vegetables, seeds, legumes, pastas, etc. etc. etc. as well as some thrilling-looking recipes. (She may learn to cook yet, folks.) I won't be going completely vegetarian; that would be expensive and let's face it, I like steak. But I want to put my body on a diet that is natural and healthy and fun to prepare, and fairly lean. This looks like a good addition.
After the MOST DEPRESSING VISIT IN THE WORLD to my grandmother (two hours of listening to every sad event and bad deed of her life....do I have "Sarah the Confessor" printed in blood on my forehead, that everyone else can see but me? I love my grandmother but that day she had nothing remotely upbeat to say -- she was especially keen on repeating that she just wants to keel over, that's the best way to go...what do you say to a statement like that? -- and I came home and promptly chilled a beer) I did come away with a box of dishes that she couldn't wait to get rid of. I now have a popcorn pan, some pretty glass dessert plates, and a lovely unique set of very old red glass wineglasses. My memory of The Boxcar Children tells me that in the days of my grandfather's mother, to whom the glasses belonged, red glass was made with gold. Not that this makes them especially valuable, but it's an interesting fact. And, as my kitchen's accent colors are red and orange, they will fit in perfectly. I also have three new houseplants.
Now I embark on part 2 of my vacation....a visit to Pittsburgh! I'll be dropping in on Garrett, Evan, and Eric and Kristin, and my couch is now bristling with mapquest directions and I'm gearing up for getting lost at least twice. I haven't been to the Burgh since before I graduated over a year ago, and I'm excited to get back into my favorite city and visit some of my favorite people. Then it's back to the daily grind of work (but when I work, I feel that I'm earning my keep...which, remarkably enough, I am).
So, vacation part 1 was home in North East, Pennsylvania....the most charming small-town grape-farming community one could imagine (although admittedly a hole in the wall when it comes to events like the Cherry Fest, when the streets are filled with the less savory and upstanding of our town's citizens, and carnies). It's the place where I'm from, but not the place where I belong anymore.
Having felt no social obligations after the fifth year reunion (yes, it appears our high school does reunions every five years. We have a fifteenth between the tenth and the twentieth), I have mostly spent my vacation blissfully sitting around on my arse. I've gotten some good reading done, and yesterday purchased a vegetarian cookbook with a wonderful introduction to whole food eating and a catalogue of most fruits, vegetables, root vegetables, seeds, legumes, pastas, etc. etc. etc. as well as some thrilling-looking recipes. (She may learn to cook yet, folks.) I won't be going completely vegetarian; that would be expensive and let's face it, I like steak. But I want to put my body on a diet that is natural and healthy and fun to prepare, and fairly lean. This looks like a good addition.
After the MOST DEPRESSING VISIT IN THE WORLD to my grandmother (two hours of listening to every sad event and bad deed of her life....do I have "Sarah the Confessor" printed in blood on my forehead, that everyone else can see but me? I love my grandmother but that day she had nothing remotely upbeat to say -- she was especially keen on repeating that she just wants to keel over, that's the best way to go...what do you say to a statement like that? -- and I came home and promptly chilled a beer) I did come away with a box of dishes that she couldn't wait to get rid of. I now have a popcorn pan, some pretty glass dessert plates, and a lovely unique set of very old red glass wineglasses. My memory of The Boxcar Children tells me that in the days of my grandfather's mother, to whom the glasses belonged, red glass was made with gold. Not that this makes them especially valuable, but it's an interesting fact. And, as my kitchen's accent colors are red and orange, they will fit in perfectly. I also have three new houseplants.
Now I embark on part 2 of my vacation....a visit to Pittsburgh! I'll be dropping in on Garrett, Evan, and Eric and Kristin, and my couch is now bristling with mapquest directions and I'm gearing up for getting lost at least twice. I haven't been to the Burgh since before I graduated over a year ago, and I'm excited to get back into my favorite city and visit some of my favorite people. Then it's back to the daily grind of work (but when I work, I feel that I'm earning my keep...which, remarkably enough, I am).
Thursday, July 21, 2005
heh heh heh
I've gotten my parents back into Harry Potter. They read the first two books before I did, but then stopped.
I confessed once on Xanga, but I'll sum it up again: I couldn't get into the first two books. I committed the heinous sin of seeing the movies first, and then wasn't terribly interested in the novels. Until Fantasty Lit (yes, that class was fairly awful, but I will be forever in its debt for this), when we were required to read Book Three. And I fell headlong in love. I devoured Books Four and Five, then went back and read the first two, and liked them much better.
So I was as eager for Book Six as the next HP freak. I sequestered myself in my room for twenty-four hours during which my parents weren't sure whether or not I was really home, and read until I developed a crick in my neck which has just disappeared today.
What with all that, and the serious discussions Leigh Ann and I had about the series and our hopes for the finale, my parents became interested. And fortunately Leigh Ann has an extra copy of Prizoner of Azkaban, so now both Mom and Dad are flying through it.
It's a good feeling.
I confessed once on Xanga, but I'll sum it up again: I couldn't get into the first two books. I committed the heinous sin of seeing the movies first, and then wasn't terribly interested in the novels. Until Fantasty Lit (yes, that class was fairly awful, but I will be forever in its debt for this), when we were required to read Book Three. And I fell headlong in love. I devoured Books Four and Five, then went back and read the first two, and liked them much better.
So I was as eager for Book Six as the next HP freak. I sequestered myself in my room for twenty-four hours during which my parents weren't sure whether or not I was really home, and read until I developed a crick in my neck which has just disappeared today.
What with all that, and the serious discussions Leigh Ann and I had about the series and our hopes for the finale, my parents became interested. And fortunately Leigh Ann has an extra copy of Prizoner of Azkaban, so now both Mom and Dad are flying through it.
It's a good feeling.
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
I never thought I'd say this but...
I have become crazed about Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Okay, yes, I've always had a thing for vampires. More than a thing. When Laura and I were little, we had dozens and dozens of pretending games, and "Vampire and Werewolf" was one of them. I was always the vampire and she was always the werewolf. Interview with the Vampire is one of my favorite movies (although Anne Rice is a pretty terrible author). And then when Robin McKinley's newest novel, Sunshine, came out a year and a half ago, about vampires, I thought I was going to come out of my skin with happiness.
But somehow I never got into Buffy. Call it the corny effects, or the fact that as an impressionable adolescent, I was never allowed to watch anything remotely creepy. And then I thought myself far too elevated in taste to descend to the level of Sarah Michelle Geiller.
Until now. Until Leigh Ann started writing me e-mails about how much she loved the show and how interesting it was from a Lacanian perspective. (If you like Lacan, you'll love Kristeva...) And until I came home for my vacation to sit on couches for days watching episodes of Buffy and falling comletely, laughingly in love with the show against the better angels of my nature.
It doesn't hurt that Angel is so freaking hot.
(And I'm listening to my mom yell at one of the cats for being on the counter...in our household, "yelling" constitutes the offending pet hearing, "Bad kitty!" We're so strict and Naziesque.)
Okay, yes, I've always had a thing for vampires. More than a thing. When Laura and I were little, we had dozens and dozens of pretending games, and "Vampire and Werewolf" was one of them. I was always the vampire and she was always the werewolf. Interview with the Vampire is one of my favorite movies (although Anne Rice is a pretty terrible author). And then when Robin McKinley's newest novel, Sunshine, came out a year and a half ago, about vampires, I thought I was going to come out of my skin with happiness.
But somehow I never got into Buffy. Call it the corny effects, or the fact that as an impressionable adolescent, I was never allowed to watch anything remotely creepy. And then I thought myself far too elevated in taste to descend to the level of Sarah Michelle Geiller.
Until now. Until Leigh Ann started writing me e-mails about how much she loved the show and how interesting it was from a Lacanian perspective. (If you like Lacan, you'll love Kristeva...) And until I came home for my vacation to sit on couches for days watching episodes of Buffy and falling comletely, laughingly in love with the show against the better angels of my nature.
It doesn't hurt that Angel is so freaking hot.
(And I'm listening to my mom yell at one of the cats for being on the counter...in our household, "yelling" constitutes the offending pet hearing, "Bad kitty!" We're so strict and Naziesque.)
Monday, July 18, 2005
the return of the native
I skipped church to read Harry Potter.
I think there ought to be a T-shirt for that. Or...man, this would have been funny...I could have gotten up for church and taken Harry Potter with me to pull out and read during the sermon. The obnoxious semi-literate Christians who demonize the books without ever having read them deserve a little obnoxiousness in return.
I think this is my favorite book of the series so far.
The fifth year reunion wasn't the trip to the dentist that I thought it would be. Everyone was pretty laid back and talking about plans for the future and new jobs; no one was lording success over anyone else (because no one is successful yet); and a few people that never talked to me in high school came up and asked enthusiastically what I've been up to. So it looks like some of the clique borders (our class was extremely clique-ish...oh, I don't miss those days) are dissolving a little bit, becoming more semi-permeable. Most people are getting out of Erie as fast as they can drive...there are no jobs to be had and no homes to be bought; sad when a small town and its neighboring city cannot sustain the people who were born there...like nearly all of us were.
I accidentally impressed them by dropping the f-bomb in a story I was telling. When Joe went off into gales of astonished laughter and told him I had just made his day, I stopped and blinked for awhile and said, "Well...glad to have helped." Remembering that in high school I never. ever. swore. Well, things change, as some of you might have noticed.
*Note* The next paragraph repeats a rather bad word. If you are uncomfortable with bad words, skip to the following paragraph.
(My delivery of said f-bomb was perfect. Hillori was recounting the time a woman had pulled over while the two of us were walking in the road to scream at us about "fucking kids, when the fuck are you going to stop walking in the fucking middle of the fucking road and start walking on the fucking sidewalk," and at this point in the story I interjected, in a reasonable tone and totally deadpan, "But ma'am...there is no fucking sidewalk." Those of you who tutored me in f-bomb usage would have been proud.)
*Note* G-rated posting resumes here.
So that was the fifth year reunion...at the local Gravel Pit Park under a pavilion, with a couple of kids running around throwing rocks while their parents and classmates played beer-pong at one in the afternoon and flies crawled eagerly over the grilled hot dogs and hamburgers. Some people are married, most are not, three-quarters of the class didn't come, and all in all, although my head was thick and tired from a long week and a long drive and not enough sleep, it wasn't the afternoon of nagging torture that I was half anticipating. And I don't have to do it again for five more years.
(Mom and Dad have a narcoleptic computer. If you get up and walk away from it for more than thirty seconds, it's gone solidly to sleep by the time you come back.)
It's good to be home...I get up and the coffee is waiting, the smells are wonderfully familiar, I'm surrounded by animals (to whom I seem to be considerably less allergic than I was in my childhood), and Mom is giving me a cutting of a lovely house tree that she received as a gift...my goal of becoming a plant lady may be realized at rapid pace.
And Leigh Ann has bestowed upon me the gift of literature...I have fourteen new (well, not new at all, but new to me) books that she bought at the Erie-wide Used Book Sale in June. So in addition to a few gems that I can't wait to get my fingers into, like a collection of short stories by Ursula K. LeGuin, a novel by A. S. Byatt, and a volume of Billy Collins poems, I have a few twentieth century classics that I have no excuse for not owning, like The Bell Jar and Their Eyes Were Watching God.
Twentieth century fiction and poetry, particularly that written after 1975, really rocks my world.
Oh, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is excellent.
I think there ought to be a T-shirt for that. Or...man, this would have been funny...I could have gotten up for church and taken Harry Potter with me to pull out and read during the sermon. The obnoxious semi-literate Christians who demonize the books without ever having read them deserve a little obnoxiousness in return.
I think this is my favorite book of the series so far.
The fifth year reunion wasn't the trip to the dentist that I thought it would be. Everyone was pretty laid back and talking about plans for the future and new jobs; no one was lording success over anyone else (because no one is successful yet); and a few people that never talked to me in high school came up and asked enthusiastically what I've been up to. So it looks like some of the clique borders (our class was extremely clique-ish...oh, I don't miss those days) are dissolving a little bit, becoming more semi-permeable. Most people are getting out of Erie as fast as they can drive...there are no jobs to be had and no homes to be bought; sad when a small town and its neighboring city cannot sustain the people who were born there...like nearly all of us were.
I accidentally impressed them by dropping the f-bomb in a story I was telling. When Joe went off into gales of astonished laughter and told him I had just made his day, I stopped and blinked for awhile and said, "Well...glad to have helped." Remembering that in high school I never. ever. swore. Well, things change, as some of you might have noticed.
*Note* The next paragraph repeats a rather bad word. If you are uncomfortable with bad words, skip to the following paragraph.
(My delivery of said f-bomb was perfect. Hillori was recounting the time a woman had pulled over while the two of us were walking in the road to scream at us about "fucking kids, when the fuck are you going to stop walking in the fucking middle of the fucking road and start walking on the fucking sidewalk," and at this point in the story I interjected, in a reasonable tone and totally deadpan, "But ma'am...there is no fucking sidewalk." Those of you who tutored me in f-bomb usage would have been proud.)
*Note* G-rated posting resumes here.
So that was the fifth year reunion...at the local Gravel Pit Park under a pavilion, with a couple of kids running around throwing rocks while their parents and classmates played beer-pong at one in the afternoon and flies crawled eagerly over the grilled hot dogs and hamburgers. Some people are married, most are not, three-quarters of the class didn't come, and all in all, although my head was thick and tired from a long week and a long drive and not enough sleep, it wasn't the afternoon of nagging torture that I was half anticipating. And I don't have to do it again for five more years.
(Mom and Dad have a narcoleptic computer. If you get up and walk away from it for more than thirty seconds, it's gone solidly to sleep by the time you come back.)
It's good to be home...I get up and the coffee is waiting, the smells are wonderfully familiar, I'm surrounded by animals (to whom I seem to be considerably less allergic than I was in my childhood), and Mom is giving me a cutting of a lovely house tree that she received as a gift...my goal of becoming a plant lady may be realized at rapid pace.
And Leigh Ann has bestowed upon me the gift of literature...I have fourteen new (well, not new at all, but new to me) books that she bought at the Erie-wide Used Book Sale in June. So in addition to a few gems that I can't wait to get my fingers into, like a collection of short stories by Ursula K. LeGuin, a novel by A. S. Byatt, and a volume of Billy Collins poems, I have a few twentieth century classics that I have no excuse for not owning, like The Bell Jar and Their Eyes Were Watching God.
Twentieth century fiction and poetry, particularly that written after 1975, really rocks my world.
Oh, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is excellent.
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Wild living
I'm on vacation!!!
And because I'm poor, I'm vacationing at home where I don't have to pay for anything at all. My parents have turned my gutted-out bedroom into a guestroom which contains their old queen-sized bed. So I come home to better conditions than when I left. (My bed is a single.)
I love coming back to Pennsylvania. As soon as I cross the border from Ohio I scream myself hoarse with joy, out the window for all or no one to hear.
On my trip while passing a semi I was listening to music and singing and dancing in the car; I was happy and in love with life and glad to be on the road and heading home; I noticed that the guy behind me wanted to pass me, so I got over and kept right on singing. As the SUV passed I glanced over and saw the craggy profile of a middle-aged man just turning away. He was smiling.
AND I drove five and a half hours and jumped a time zone so I could procure my copy of THE SIXTH HARRY POTTER an hour ahead of the people back in South Bend.
Now I get to shower and get ready for my fifth year high school reunion. This should be rich.
And because I'm poor, I'm vacationing at home where I don't have to pay for anything at all. My parents have turned my gutted-out bedroom into a guestroom which contains their old queen-sized bed. So I come home to better conditions than when I left. (My bed is a single.)
I love coming back to Pennsylvania. As soon as I cross the border from Ohio I scream myself hoarse with joy, out the window for all or no one to hear.
On my trip while passing a semi I was listening to music and singing and dancing in the car; I was happy and in love with life and glad to be on the road and heading home; I noticed that the guy behind me wanted to pass me, so I got over and kept right on singing. As the SUV passed I glanced over and saw the craggy profile of a middle-aged man just turning away. He was smiling.
AND I drove five and a half hours and jumped a time zone so I could procure my copy of THE SIXTH HARRY POTTER an hour ahead of the people back in South Bend.
Now I get to shower and get ready for my fifth year high school reunion. This should be rich.
Thursday, July 14, 2005
quirkiness
I have one very good reason for not getting direct deposit: The Cute Bank Teller.
He goes by the rather unfortunate but potentially endearing name of Travis, and his left hand bears no ring. (Oh yes. The first time I saw him, ten-ish months ago, I checked.) He has a sweet smile and a friendly semi-shy manner. He was Very Nice to me after I stormed in one day demanding to talk to a manager about a ridiculous hold on a large check which would pay off my college debt. (I thought, ha, buddy, you're quite diplomatic.)
Well, after ten months of behaving myself, I'm glad to find that he now knows me by name. The past few times I've flown in at the edge of the close of business with my paycheck in hand, he has looked up, smiled, and said across the room, "Hey, Sarah, how are you?"
Today when I went to deposit that precious check, he was in another room, and Connie, my second favorite teller, waited on me. We were chatting about the weather while she deposited my check when Travis came by to use one of the nearby machines and said, "Hey Sarah, how are you?"
Ooooo. One of these days he's going to ask me out. Unless he's gay.
Then afterward as I filled up my gas tank at the ghetto gas station by Meijer, I noticed a police car stopped by a large group of people, and as I passed them to leave, I saw that the cop, who had gotten out of his car, was the same Billy Zane-looking cop who had chatted me up in such a friendly manner when Smoking Neighbor Ted fell down the stairs last month. We made eye contact as I passed.
Don't worry; I know from my dad too much about what cops are like. But still, that was a pretty fun hour.
He goes by the rather unfortunate but potentially endearing name of Travis, and his left hand bears no ring. (Oh yes. The first time I saw him, ten-ish months ago, I checked.) He has a sweet smile and a friendly semi-shy manner. He was Very Nice to me after I stormed in one day demanding to talk to a manager about a ridiculous hold on a large check which would pay off my college debt. (I thought, ha, buddy, you're quite diplomatic.)
Well, after ten months of behaving myself, I'm glad to find that he now knows me by name. The past few times I've flown in at the edge of the close of business with my paycheck in hand, he has looked up, smiled, and said across the room, "Hey, Sarah, how are you?"
Today when I went to deposit that precious check, he was in another room, and Connie, my second favorite teller, waited on me. We were chatting about the weather while she deposited my check when Travis came by to use one of the nearby machines and said, "Hey Sarah, how are you?"
Ooooo. One of these days he's going to ask me out. Unless he's gay.
Then afterward as I filled up my gas tank at the ghetto gas station by Meijer, I noticed a police car stopped by a large group of people, and as I passed them to leave, I saw that the cop, who had gotten out of his car, was the same Billy Zane-looking cop who had chatted me up in such a friendly manner when Smoking Neighbor Ted fell down the stairs last month. We made eye contact as I passed.
Don't worry; I know from my dad too much about what cops are like. But still, that was a pretty fun hour.
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
The saga continues...
I realized today that I should write more about my work life, because what constitutes "a normal day" for me might not be normal for everyone else.
However, today I don't feel like it. I would rather fill you in on the continuing story of Wretched Tim.
Wretched Tim, tall, Asian, and extraordinarily handsome, attender of the Boring Church, rejector of my Christmas cookies, cyclical disappearer, cyclical reappearer.
He called on my last night at Ann Taylor and left a nondescript idiotic message, "Hey Sarah it's been awhile blah blah blah just thought I'd call you and catch up! blah blah blah give me a call back blah I look forward to hearing from you."
Yeah right.
I snickered as I snapped my phone shut on the voicemail and reported the call to manager (and Tim-hater) Deborah, with the comment, "Well, at least he can't stalk me in the store anymore" -- ever his habit when I don't respond to the phone call or e-mail which comes regularly every two months. So, unless this is The Last Time I hear from him, which I've thought every time he's vanished, I'll hear from him again sometime at the end of August. And then I'll know two months have gone by. And then he'll have something pseudo-suave and generally asinine to say....like the time he showed at the end of January up after six weeks of silence and said grandly, "Happy New Year!" And which point I was strongly tempted to consult a calendar and say, "When is the New Year for you?"
So then Deb called this week to tell me that he did, in fact, stop by to see me at the store...with his mother. (What? Yes. His mother. I've met her once before when she was visiting from California, and couldn't tell whether I had made a wonderful or terrible impression.) Dear sharp Deborah got a lot of glee out of telling him that I don't work there anymore and that she had no idea how to get ahold of me. Apparently he didn't believe her, because when I went to pick up my final paycheck yesterday, one of the new associates informed me that he'd stopped by...again. To hear, "Dude, she doesn't work here anymore."
A rather clumsy stalker and a completely inadequate suitor. It's not like we had anything much to talk about the few times we did hang out, and now I've cut all ties and disappeared myself. And I do intend to stay that way. Singleness doesn't feel like "settling" when contrasted with options like him. The situation long ago moved from hurtful to annoying, and is now becoming vaguely ludicrous.
However, today I don't feel like it. I would rather fill you in on the continuing story of Wretched Tim.
Wretched Tim, tall, Asian, and extraordinarily handsome, attender of the Boring Church, rejector of my Christmas cookies, cyclical disappearer, cyclical reappearer.
He called on my last night at Ann Taylor and left a nondescript idiotic message, "Hey Sarah it's been awhile blah blah blah just thought I'd call you and catch up! blah blah blah give me a call back blah I look forward to hearing from you."
Yeah right.
I snickered as I snapped my phone shut on the voicemail and reported the call to manager (and Tim-hater) Deborah, with the comment, "Well, at least he can't stalk me in the store anymore" -- ever his habit when I don't respond to the phone call or e-mail which comes regularly every two months. So, unless this is The Last Time I hear from him, which I've thought every time he's vanished, I'll hear from him again sometime at the end of August. And then I'll know two months have gone by. And then he'll have something pseudo-suave and generally asinine to say....like the time he showed at the end of January up after six weeks of silence and said grandly, "Happy New Year!" And which point I was strongly tempted to consult a calendar and say, "When is the New Year for you?"
So then Deb called this week to tell me that he did, in fact, stop by to see me at the store...with his mother. (What? Yes. His mother. I've met her once before when she was visiting from California, and couldn't tell whether I had made a wonderful or terrible impression.) Dear sharp Deborah got a lot of glee out of telling him that I don't work there anymore and that she had no idea how to get ahold of me. Apparently he didn't believe her, because when I went to pick up my final paycheck yesterday, one of the new associates informed me that he'd stopped by...again. To hear, "Dude, she doesn't work here anymore."
A rather clumsy stalker and a completely inadequate suitor. It's not like we had anything much to talk about the few times we did hang out, and now I've cut all ties and disappeared myself. And I do intend to stay that way. Singleness doesn't feel like "settling" when contrasted with options like him. The situation long ago moved from hurtful to annoying, and is now becoming vaguely ludicrous.
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
The Monday Law
Every week must have a Monday. Even if that Monday does not fall on a Monday.
The past two calendar Mondays at work were designed in heaven -- only a few kids showed up, so Meg and I could spend more one-on-one time with them doing more interesting things...or we could just chuck the day's activities and head to the local play park for the morning, wear the kids out, and put them to bed right after lunch.
But karma demands a reckoning. The Perfect Day must be paid for. So the following day is gleefully orchistrated in hell.
The good things about these spiritual Mondays is that you really earn your rest for the evening. With the last bit of daylight left I will be shamelessly kicking back my heels and plunging into Middle Age: A Romance, a novel by Joyce Carol Oates which I have been immensely enjoying.
And believe it or not, my apartment is still clean.
The past two calendar Mondays at work were designed in heaven -- only a few kids showed up, so Meg and I could spend more one-on-one time with them doing more interesting things...or we could just chuck the day's activities and head to the local play park for the morning, wear the kids out, and put them to bed right after lunch.
But karma demands a reckoning. The Perfect Day must be paid for. So the following day is gleefully orchistrated in hell.
The good things about these spiritual Mondays is that you really earn your rest for the evening. With the last bit of daylight left I will be shamelessly kicking back my heels and plunging into Middle Age: A Romance, a novel by Joyce Carol Oates which I have been immensely enjoying.
And believe it or not, my apartment is still clean.
Sunday, July 10, 2005
Using others' digital technology
Karen Sommerville brought her digital camera with her when she visited me, and we had some photo-snapping fun at Fernwood Botanical Gardens in Niles, Michigan, where boss Meg had her wedding reception last Saturday.
So the following is one she took of me in a pretty grow-what-will sort of wild flowergarden. I'll be getting a membership to this place pronto. It's beautiful there.
So the following is one she took of me in a pretty grow-what-will sort of wild flowergarden. I'll be getting a membership to this place pronto. It's beautiful there.
Monday, July 04, 2005
welcome to the Midwest
I had a revelation last night on the phone with Leigh Ann. (She attended college at Wheaton in Illinois, so she's one of the two Easterners I know -- MP is the second -- who has dwelt in the strange place that is the Midwest.)
I've been having an incredibly hard time getting to know the people at church. They're warm, and friendly, and energetic, and fun; but at the same time closed-off. You can't get behind the nice smile. It's like looking at a shut door. I was telling this to Leigh Ann, and she laughed and said, "Yay, the Midwest!"
And I understood my confusion. In the East, there is no confusion. People aren't warm and friendly unless they like you and want to get to know you. When they first meet you they're brusque and curt and preoccupied. They don't say much. So when warmth and friendliness appears, it means you're friends.
I imagine moving from the Midwest to the East would feel extremely lonely, surrounded with all these people who openly don't give a damn. But I might prefer that. Easterners aren't fooling you. Friendliness is something you can trust. There's none of this tricky "I've-seen-you-and-chatted-with-you-for-months-why-aren't-we-friends" business.
Overall I like the Midwest. At least total strangers don't give you the "drop dead, idiot" look. But still...it's hard to make friends. Harder when you think you've been making progress only to find it's all been a grand sham.
Maybe it's time to go church-shopping again. Or maybe I just need to roll up my sleeves and start serving, and see what happens.
I've been having an incredibly hard time getting to know the people at church. They're warm, and friendly, and energetic, and fun; but at the same time closed-off. You can't get behind the nice smile. It's like looking at a shut door. I was telling this to Leigh Ann, and she laughed and said, "Yay, the Midwest!"
And I understood my confusion. In the East, there is no confusion. People aren't warm and friendly unless they like you and want to get to know you. When they first meet you they're brusque and curt and preoccupied. They don't say much. So when warmth and friendliness appears, it means you're friends.
I imagine moving from the Midwest to the East would feel extremely lonely, surrounded with all these people who openly don't give a damn. But I might prefer that. Easterners aren't fooling you. Friendliness is something you can trust. There's none of this tricky "I've-seen-you-and-chatted-with-you-for-months-why-aren't-we-friends" business.
Overall I like the Midwest. At least total strangers don't give you the "drop dead, idiot" look. But still...it's hard to make friends. Harder when you think you've been making progress only to find it's all been a grand sham.
Maybe it's time to go church-shopping again. Or maybe I just need to roll up my sleeves and start serving, and see what happens.
Sunday, July 03, 2005
ala-kazaam!
That's what I always think when I hear the word "Kalamazoo." It's one of the smaller Midwest culture shocks, having to repress a giggle every time I hear someone mentioning this Michigan city. (Oh, yes, and Michigan City is the name of a town in Indiana. This place has identity issues.)
But yet here I am in Kalamazoo for the Fourth of July weekend, having entertained a fabulous Friday night and Saturday in South Bend. Karen Sommerville came down from Pontiac to do a Mary Kay party with me, Colette, and a few girls from church whom I am trying to persuade to be my friends. Yesterday I went to my boss Meg's wedding reception at Fernwood Botanical Gardens in Niles, Michigan -- a stunningly gorgeous place with a little tiny cedar-sided "Winter House" with whose floor plan I have fallen completely in love. I have a new life goal: build my own house. That house.
After the reception I backtracked to Indiana for a send-off party for manager-and-friend Ashleigh, whose Marines unit is being shipped to Iraq on Tuesday. Then I drove north again to Colette's family home in Kalamazoo. Because although, for the first time since moving in, my apartment is fabulously clean (nothing like the deadline of immanent company to get a girl motivated), I'm sick of sitting in it alone. And there's a freedom about waking up in the guest bed in a strange house, whenever I want, throwing on clothes, and cooking breakfast -- I made pancakes for the first time in my life -- yay! It's like a teeny-weeny vacation, particularly with Monday off.
I am once again at a place of loving my singleness, of being absolutely content with myself, and of getting out and being sociable as a result. It's truly perfect.
And I LOVE having a weekday job. It's so weird to be able to do things on a weeknight, or go away for the weekend, with a clear conscience. My brain keeps wanting to say, but you have homework you should be doing. But HA! that's not true anymore.
Happy Fourth!
But yet here I am in Kalamazoo for the Fourth of July weekend, having entertained a fabulous Friday night and Saturday in South Bend. Karen Sommerville came down from Pontiac to do a Mary Kay party with me, Colette, and a few girls from church whom I am trying to persuade to be my friends. Yesterday I went to my boss Meg's wedding reception at Fernwood Botanical Gardens in Niles, Michigan -- a stunningly gorgeous place with a little tiny cedar-sided "Winter House" with whose floor plan I have fallen completely in love. I have a new life goal: build my own house. That house.
After the reception I backtracked to Indiana for a send-off party for manager-and-friend Ashleigh, whose Marines unit is being shipped to Iraq on Tuesday. Then I drove north again to Colette's family home in Kalamazoo. Because although, for the first time since moving in, my apartment is fabulously clean (nothing like the deadline of immanent company to get a girl motivated), I'm sick of sitting in it alone. And there's a freedom about waking up in the guest bed in a strange house, whenever I want, throwing on clothes, and cooking breakfast -- I made pancakes for the first time in my life -- yay! It's like a teeny-weeny vacation, particularly with Monday off.
I am once again at a place of loving my singleness, of being absolutely content with myself, and of getting out and being sociable as a result. It's truly perfect.
And I LOVE having a weekday job. It's so weird to be able to do things on a weeknight, or go away for the weekend, with a clear conscience. My brain keeps wanting to say, but you have homework you should be doing. But HA! that's not true anymore.
Happy Fourth!
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
For the record...
I'm really damn lonely.
If I didn't have a job where I get to hug kids all day, I think I would just sit down with a big old bottle of red wine and purposefully lose my mind.
At least now I know what the problem is. I've been naggingly depressed for weeks and unable to pinpoint why. Now I plan to get my ass out there and make people meet me. (Hey, it's worked before.)
Physical labor helps as well. The Hated Loveseat was wrenched and wrestled out my apartment (argh, despite our best efforts Colette and I got it impossibly stuck in the doorway, until wheezing crippled sickly really old Ted limped out of his apartment and unstuck it in TWO SECONDS -- appreciated and yet so humiliating!), down the stairs, and to the curb, and now my muscles are deservedly tired and endorphins have soothed my troubled brain.
As for the loneliness -- it sucks, but it will pass. I just need to keep busy.
If I didn't have a job where I get to hug kids all day, I think I would just sit down with a big old bottle of red wine and purposefully lose my mind.
At least now I know what the problem is. I've been naggingly depressed for weeks and unable to pinpoint why. Now I plan to get my ass out there and make people meet me. (Hey, it's worked before.)
Physical labor helps as well. The Hated Loveseat was wrenched and wrestled out my apartment (argh, despite our best efforts Colette and I got it impossibly stuck in the doorway, until wheezing crippled sickly really old Ted limped out of his apartment and unstuck it in TWO SECONDS -- appreciated and yet so humiliating!), down the stairs, and to the curb, and now my muscles are deservedly tired and endorphins have soothed my troubled brain.
As for the loneliness -- it sucks, but it will pass. I just need to keep busy.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Daily Poem
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our debts
as we forgive our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For Thine is the kingdom,
and the power,
and the glory forever.
Amen.
Charge our stiff backs with power
to roll into the morning.
As we squint over the rims of our coffee
let our eyes see blessing in the quivers
of the leaves outside the window,
dappling the table with spatters
of the sun that rose too soon for our taste.
Let us want nothing more than
the feel of your goodness gliding over
our dry hands as we check our e-mail,
the light slide of the Spirit
like a finger along our jaws
directing our heads to turn
and putting love into our hands
so that we smile and tell people hello
and give our spare quarters
so others can use the vending machines.
As we walk out to the parking lot
listing chores, call us to lift our eyes
to trace the boiling summer clouds
shaped like clay in your hands.
Put a song between our teeth and our tongues
like bread from the beaks of ravens
that we may taste praise
not of our making in our own mouths.
Teach us to feel above the contortions
in our guts when our coworkers
call us “you people,” when our families
forget to phone, when the feral yellow cat
kicks over the tomato plants for the twentieth time,
for we know we have said “you people,”
we have refrained from words of comfort,
and we have kicked the staring ribs of strays.
Let us take the stones we so readily gather
into our hands, and use them to line gardens.
Let us break no skulls or windows,
raise no welts on our own skin or others’.
Let us step upon the ruins of old orchard walls
on our walks, and breathe apple-tinged air in the evening.
For we know, O Lord, that today is a jar
of dark moving water
and when we hold back to watch you stir it
the pattern of light on the surface
will run sharp red over the backs of our knuckles
when we dip our hands
to draw forth wine under your watching.
Teach us, then, when we drag ourselves
under covers and muffle the light,
to close our eyes. Teach us to sink backward
into dark moving water, to stretch
toward your hands and to open our mouths.
Teach us to cry out, Amen.
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our debts
as we forgive our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For Thine is the kingdom,
and the power,
and the glory forever.
Amen.
Charge our stiff backs with power
to roll into the morning.
As we squint over the rims of our coffee
let our eyes see blessing in the quivers
of the leaves outside the window,
dappling the table with spatters
of the sun that rose too soon for our taste.
Let us want nothing more than
the feel of your goodness gliding over
our dry hands as we check our e-mail,
the light slide of the Spirit
like a finger along our jaws
directing our heads to turn
and putting love into our hands
so that we smile and tell people hello
and give our spare quarters
so others can use the vending machines.
As we walk out to the parking lot
listing chores, call us to lift our eyes
to trace the boiling summer clouds
shaped like clay in your hands.
Put a song between our teeth and our tongues
like bread from the beaks of ravens
that we may taste praise
not of our making in our own mouths.
Teach us to feel above the contortions
in our guts when our coworkers
call us “you people,” when our families
forget to phone, when the feral yellow cat
kicks over the tomato plants for the twentieth time,
for we know we have said “you people,”
we have refrained from words of comfort,
and we have kicked the staring ribs of strays.
Let us take the stones we so readily gather
into our hands, and use them to line gardens.
Let us break no skulls or windows,
raise no welts on our own skin or others’.
Let us step upon the ruins of old orchard walls
on our walks, and breathe apple-tinged air in the evening.
For we know, O Lord, that today is a jar
of dark moving water
and when we hold back to watch you stir it
the pattern of light on the surface
will run sharp red over the backs of our knuckles
when we dip our hands
to draw forth wine under your watching.
Teach us, then, when we drag ourselves
under covers and muffle the light,
to close our eyes. Teach us to sink backward
into dark moving water, to stretch
toward your hands and to open our mouths.
Teach us to cry out, Amen.
Sunday, June 26, 2005
heat
The heat is bad. A fan provides no relief. All the pleasure is gone from drinking water, but you have to drink or pass out and so you keep drinking. The only foods you want to eat are dripping with grease and salt, or dug from green dappled rinds.
The only living creature in my apartment that is happy is the majesty palm. The other plants are looking wilted and oppressed.
But it has been a beautiful day. I walked down to a nearby park and climbed a tree and swung from playground swings. I also discovered that the "blackberry tree" in the alley is a mulberry, so it's officially safe to eat the fruit.
I wrote a poem yesterday.
The heat is killer.
The only living creature in my apartment that is happy is the majesty palm. The other plants are looking wilted and oppressed.
But it has been a beautiful day. I walked down to a nearby park and climbed a tree and swung from playground swings. I also discovered that the "blackberry tree" in the alley is a mulberry, so it's officially safe to eat the fruit.
I wrote a poem yesterday.
The heat is killer.
Saturday, June 25, 2005
pure, delicious, unadulterated malice
I have finally embraced the fact that I hate one of my loveseats. Not just accepted; embraced. I HATE this loveseat.
It was fine as a landing pad for bookbags, shopping bags, spare pillows, and mail when Marianne and I roomed together in our huge apartment at Hurwich Farms. It was even necessary, on occasion, to sit in (though not very often).
Surprisingly it's the couch that, of the two, looks the better. It has a sedate gingham pattern in slate blue -- ugly, but not an eyesore. It has respectable curves and lines, and looks like it could easily belong in a small suite in an assisted living facility. It appears to be comfortable, modest, and useful.
It's not any of those. The couch that M and I prefer is hideous, covered in scratchy upholstery over which the worst flowers of the 70s committed a grotesque mass suicide. It's orange and brown on a cream background, its lines and curves are accented by awful fakey wood, and it looks like it could easily belong in a garbage dump. It appears to be uncomfortable, garish, and better left for dead. However, it is quite comfortable and when one hides it under linen sheets it's not as offensive.
This living room ain't big enough for the two of them. I refused to admit this until moving day, when lo, the two together in one room made for a tight squeeze. Being stressed, I resolved to worry about it another day. (Never do this, Sarah; never do this.) So I kept ignoring it, a feat made easier by the prevalence of sixty hour work weeks.
Now that I'm done at Ann Taylor, I spent my Saturday cleaning the hell out of my kitchen. (Just about literally.) The kitchen is bitchin' and I'm itchin' to do the living room. But alack, NOTHING CAN BE DONE with the hated gingham loveseat smugly taking up more than its fair share of the room.
What I really resent about this loveseat is that I can't move it out alone. I'm not Mrs. Incredible. I'm not even Miss Incredible. I'm just a tall angry woman living alone who resents the fact that she cannot heave this accursed loveseat out the nearest window without help.
Colette is out of town for the day or I would have knocked on her door with a grinning request for assistance sometime this morning. I think I'll request her help when she gets home.
Bite me, loveseat.
It was fine as a landing pad for bookbags, shopping bags, spare pillows, and mail when Marianne and I roomed together in our huge apartment at Hurwich Farms. It was even necessary, on occasion, to sit in (though not very often).
Surprisingly it's the couch that, of the two, looks the better. It has a sedate gingham pattern in slate blue -- ugly, but not an eyesore. It has respectable curves and lines, and looks like it could easily belong in a small suite in an assisted living facility. It appears to be comfortable, modest, and useful.
It's not any of those. The couch that M and I prefer is hideous, covered in scratchy upholstery over which the worst flowers of the 70s committed a grotesque mass suicide. It's orange and brown on a cream background, its lines and curves are accented by awful fakey wood, and it looks like it could easily belong in a garbage dump. It appears to be uncomfortable, garish, and better left for dead. However, it is quite comfortable and when one hides it under linen sheets it's not as offensive.
This living room ain't big enough for the two of them. I refused to admit this until moving day, when lo, the two together in one room made for a tight squeeze. Being stressed, I resolved to worry about it another day. (Never do this, Sarah; never do this.) So I kept ignoring it, a feat made easier by the prevalence of sixty hour work weeks.
Now that I'm done at Ann Taylor, I spent my Saturday cleaning the hell out of my kitchen. (Just about literally.) The kitchen is bitchin' and I'm itchin' to do the living room. But alack, NOTHING CAN BE DONE with the hated gingham loveseat smugly taking up more than its fair share of the room.
What I really resent about this loveseat is that I can't move it out alone. I'm not Mrs. Incredible. I'm not even Miss Incredible. I'm just a tall angry woman living alone who resents the fact that she cannot heave this accursed loveseat out the nearest window without help.
Colette is out of town for the day or I would have knocked on her door with a grinning request for assistance sometime this morning. I think I'll request her help when she gets home.
Bite me, loveseat.
Friday, June 24, 2005
grabbing your rights by the tail
I'm on my monthly lunchbreak. Since Meg and I are the only adults reliably present during naptime, we get no lunchbreak any day of the week except the last Friday of every month, when we have an in-service day to clean and plan and restock our food cupboards...and take approximately five minutes for every day that we didn't get a break. (This works out to be a 90-minute lunch.)
All it all, it's a good job.
All it all, it's a good job.
Thursday, June 23, 2005
June goodness
The only sucky thing about summer is that if you put off washing your dishes for too long, the things in them start to rot.
Other than that...I love June.
There's a blackberry tree in the alley behind my house. I ate a lot of berries from it over the weekend and didn't get sick, so apparently it's bonafide. Colette and I saw a few more blackberry trees on the walk home from the ghetto Martin's today (for those of you who have never had the interesting experience of living in the Midwest, Martin's is a chain grocery store with lettering that looks like Halloween). The sad thing about the trees is that they were so big the branches didn't start till a good twenty feet up.
What a waste. I trod on fifteen pies' worth of fallen blackberries and couldn't possibly reach up to pick even a handful.
I'm going to plant one outside my window.
Other than that...I love June.
There's a blackberry tree in the alley behind my house. I ate a lot of berries from it over the weekend and didn't get sick, so apparently it's bonafide. Colette and I saw a few more blackberry trees on the walk home from the ghetto Martin's today (for those of you who have never had the interesting experience of living in the Midwest, Martin's is a chain grocery store with lettering that looks like Halloween). The sad thing about the trees is that they were so big the branches didn't start till a good twenty feet up.
What a waste. I trod on fifteen pies' worth of fallen blackberries and couldn't possibly reach up to pick even a handful.
I'm going to plant one outside my window.
Monday, June 20, 2005
an apology
It appears that I have offended a friend.
My apologies to Joshua Caler. He has e-mailed me with an explanation of his perspective and I'm fairly satisfied of his lack of malice (though easily misunderstood) in commenting on my post about the kittens.
I did not react to his comments with kindness or brotherly (sisterly?) love, which I regret. Thanks everyone for supporting me as usual (I've got some wonderfully loyal friends) in the decision by which I stand; but I was wrong in my final response, and I'm sorry for it.
A note on the kittens. They're not at the Humane Society; the good folk who found them are farmers who are continuing to put out kitten food for them, but are letting nature take its course outside the bounds of human population control.
And this is fine with me.
My apologies to Joshua Caler. He has e-mailed me with an explanation of his perspective and I'm fairly satisfied of his lack of malice (though easily misunderstood) in commenting on my post about the kittens.
I did not react to his comments with kindness or brotherly (sisterly?) love, which I regret. Thanks everyone for supporting me as usual (I've got some wonderfully loyal friends) in the decision by which I stand; but I was wrong in my final response, and I'm sorry for it.
A note on the kittens. They're not at the Humane Society; the good folk who found them are farmers who are continuing to put out kitten food for them, but are letting nature take its course outside the bounds of human population control.
And this is fine with me.
Sunday, June 19, 2005
the perils of good hygiene
I am never clipping my toenails again.
Thursday night I was sitting at the edge of my bed clipping my toenails when a fragment flew up into my right eye. It hurt like bloody hell. I clapped my hand over my eye and shot to the bathroom to wash it out and press a cold wet washcloth against it. After five or ten minutes the pain eased, though the eye didn't feel its usual slightly impaired but chipper self; but I was tired, so I went to bed.
Friday morning I woke up late and in the rush forgot all about my eye. But as the morning at work progressed, the eye kept getting more cranky. When I rolled it far to the right, I felt a sharp prick against my eyeball beneath the upper lid, in the corner by my nose. By lunchtime I was frantically flushing it out with a bulb syringe while the kids ate and ran around before naptime. By the time Meg got the last kid down for a nap, my eye was swollen and red, but no matter how many times I turned the lid inside out, I couldn't see anything in the tiny hand mirror that we had in the room.
"I'm going to the bathroom to check in better light," I told Meg and one of the volunteers, who were both looking at me with that pitying aw-poor-crazy-girl expression. "Maybe it's nothing and I've worked it all up by rubbing at it, but I'm going to see, just to make sure, and then I'll leave it alone."
In the bathroom I flipped on the beautiful fluorescent lights and leaned close to the mirror. I turned up my eyelid and slid out, not a tiny fragment as I had thought, but an entire toenail clipping, crescent shape and all, preserved completely intact inside my eye. It had turned to fit the curvature of my eyeball.
I swallowed a post-traumatic panic attack and went running back to the room to show Meg and Carolyn what had been lodged in my eye. Meg said a very naughty word in disbelief (fear not, the kids sleep in another room); Carolyn started patting my shoulder.
My eye has felt much better ever since. (Poor eye.) I've been told that I'm the only person who would need to wear goggles to keep her toenails trimmed.
Or at least my glasses. I'll approach toenail-clipping much less casually, henceforth. Who knew good hygiene habits could be so dangerous?
Thursday night I was sitting at the edge of my bed clipping my toenails when a fragment flew up into my right eye. It hurt like bloody hell. I clapped my hand over my eye and shot to the bathroom to wash it out and press a cold wet washcloth against it. After five or ten minutes the pain eased, though the eye didn't feel its usual slightly impaired but chipper self; but I was tired, so I went to bed.
Friday morning I woke up late and in the rush forgot all about my eye. But as the morning at work progressed, the eye kept getting more cranky. When I rolled it far to the right, I felt a sharp prick against my eyeball beneath the upper lid, in the corner by my nose. By lunchtime I was frantically flushing it out with a bulb syringe while the kids ate and ran around before naptime. By the time Meg got the last kid down for a nap, my eye was swollen and red, but no matter how many times I turned the lid inside out, I couldn't see anything in the tiny hand mirror that we had in the room.
"I'm going to the bathroom to check in better light," I told Meg and one of the volunteers, who were both looking at me with that pitying aw-poor-crazy-girl expression. "Maybe it's nothing and I've worked it all up by rubbing at it, but I'm going to see, just to make sure, and then I'll leave it alone."
In the bathroom I flipped on the beautiful fluorescent lights and leaned close to the mirror. I turned up my eyelid and slid out, not a tiny fragment as I had thought, but an entire toenail clipping, crescent shape and all, preserved completely intact inside my eye. It had turned to fit the curvature of my eyeball.
I swallowed a post-traumatic panic attack and went running back to the room to show Meg and Carolyn what had been lodged in my eye. Meg said a very naughty word in disbelief (fear not, the kids sleep in another room); Carolyn started patting my shoulder.
My eye has felt much better ever since. (Poor eye.) I've been told that I'm the only person who would need to wear goggles to keep her toenails trimmed.
Or at least my glasses. I'll approach toenail-clipping much less casually, henceforth. Who knew good hygiene habits could be so dangerous?
Saturday, June 11, 2005
the story of a girl
No, friends, I'm not crying a river, and I'm certainly not drowning the whole world. I don't usually look sad, and there aren't many photographs of me...
Okay, that's enough.
Today my landlord installed the air conditioner in my bedroom -- hallelujah, praise the Lord. I can't wait to walk into my own private Antarctica come bedtime. It has been HOT here and I'm tired of waking up five or six times in a night just because my body is wailing discomfort.
I also bought a window fan which will hopefully draw more air in through my windows. So far it seems to be working a little bit.
Manager Deborah had two black kittens for me to look at, but they were too small and needy for what I can handle right now, and way too expensive (I'd need to get them fixed, shots, and kitten food), so I comforted myself (because they're going to be killed -- argh, don't yell at me, I feel badly but this is the responsible thing to do) by going to Wal-Mart and buying a large palm plant. I brought it home and got my hands absolutely deliciously filthy in potting soil.
I put in my two-weeks' notice at Ann Taylor yesterday. I'm going to be poor as Adam for awhile but much happier with my nights and weekends wholly mine. I can't wait to spend Saturday mornings at the Farmers Market with Colette, and to take trips to the Warren Dunes on Lake Michigan, and to learn to garden, and to work around the apartment, and to read. It's going to be GREAT.
Hm, I think I can watch a movie before it's bedtime. Tomorrow I'm going to get a phone call from a good friend with whom I haven't spoken for awhile, so I'm excited. (Hey, that good friend could be you.)
Okay, that's enough.
Today my landlord installed the air conditioner in my bedroom -- hallelujah, praise the Lord. I can't wait to walk into my own private Antarctica come bedtime. It has been HOT here and I'm tired of waking up five or six times in a night just because my body is wailing discomfort.
I also bought a window fan which will hopefully draw more air in through my windows. So far it seems to be working a little bit.
Manager Deborah had two black kittens for me to look at, but they were too small and needy for what I can handle right now, and way too expensive (I'd need to get them fixed, shots, and kitten food), so I comforted myself (because they're going to be killed -- argh, don't yell at me, I feel badly but this is the responsible thing to do) by going to Wal-Mart and buying a large palm plant. I brought it home and got my hands absolutely deliciously filthy in potting soil.
I put in my two-weeks' notice at Ann Taylor yesterday. I'm going to be poor as Adam for awhile but much happier with my nights and weekends wholly mine. I can't wait to spend Saturday mornings at the Farmers Market with Colette, and to take trips to the Warren Dunes on Lake Michigan, and to learn to garden, and to work around the apartment, and to read. It's going to be GREAT.
Hm, I think I can watch a movie before it's bedtime. Tomorrow I'm going to get a phone call from a good friend with whom I haven't spoken for awhile, so I'm excited. (Hey, that good friend could be you.)
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
run rabbit run
I'm waiting on a friend to arrive to help me unload the furniture Mom and Dad bought for me, which I cannot get into my apartment by myself. (Sigh. The only downside to being single...you can't lift everything.)
She's running late.
I am rather happy, though, having learned that I can throw away my ugly and superfluous loveseat on the premises, once I call the Borough (or whatever) of South Bend to arrange for special pickup. One large item per month you can have removed for free.
I broke a glass last night on my kitchen floor (I had lifted the drying rack momentarily to the floor to create some temporary sink space and the glasses crashed against each other and one shattered -- applause to my genius) and although I did not sustain serious injuries from looking down and realizing that I was standing barefoot among the remains of the glass, I have been picking up little sparkling slivers all night and my poor feet hurt.
And yow, my apartment is disgustingly hot. The landlord offered to help me install my new air conditioner, so I'm going to call him and see if he can do it on Saturday. (I don't expect this air conditioner to cool the entire apartment; just my bedroom, so I can sleep comfortably; I'll get a large window fan for the rest of the apartment, to suck in air through all the open windows.)
Smoking Neighbor Ted took a tumble down the stairwell yesterday, and I arrived home from running errands at the same time as the paramedics and the police. (Five police officers with drawn guns waved me and the woman next door aside; apparently this isn't the best neighborhood.)
So it was interesting. I'm tired and going to bed; maybe I'll conclude the Ted tale tomorrow.
She's running late.
I am rather happy, though, having learned that I can throw away my ugly and superfluous loveseat on the premises, once I call the Borough (or whatever) of South Bend to arrange for special pickup. One large item per month you can have removed for free.
I broke a glass last night on my kitchen floor (I had lifted the drying rack momentarily to the floor to create some temporary sink space and the glasses crashed against each other and one shattered -- applause to my genius) and although I did not sustain serious injuries from looking down and realizing that I was standing barefoot among the remains of the glass, I have been picking up little sparkling slivers all night and my poor feet hurt.
And yow, my apartment is disgustingly hot. The landlord offered to help me install my new air conditioner, so I'm going to call him and see if he can do it on Saturday. (I don't expect this air conditioner to cool the entire apartment; just my bedroom, so I can sleep comfortably; I'll get a large window fan for the rest of the apartment, to suck in air through all the open windows.)
Smoking Neighbor Ted took a tumble down the stairwell yesterday, and I arrived home from running errands at the same time as the paramedics and the police. (Five police officers with drawn guns waved me and the woman next door aside; apparently this isn't the best neighborhood.)
So it was interesting. I'm tired and going to bed; maybe I'll conclude the Ted tale tomorrow.
Sunday, June 05, 2005
bright bright sunshiny day
I'm blogging from the homestead in my beloved Pennsylvania (I can now call it PA without people looking slightly puzzled) and it's gorgeously hot and very much June.
Eric and Kristin's wedding was perfect. (Of course, I was fifteen minutes late and so nearly missed the whole wonderfully short ceremony.)
And I'm with my family, including my sister (for the first time since last August -- hooray!!!), which is also perfect.
Eric and Kristin's wedding was perfect. (Of course, I was fifteen minutes late and so nearly missed the whole wonderfully short ceremony.)
And I'm with my family, including my sister (for the first time since last August -- hooray!!!), which is also perfect.
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
peaceful early summer
Today with the babies was invigorating; Christopher the Drool-King exudes an aura of calm, so that even when he is not calm himself (such as when you abruptly put him down to take care of something else) he is so ridiculously relaxing to be around that I love working in the infant room. This child climbs into my lap at any given opportunity, usually accompanied by a self-launch at my face to wrap his arms around my neck and make happy baby noises. Today he topped off the gesture by fitting my whole chin into his mouth; I assume this was meant to be a kiss.
So freaking cute. I can't stand it.
I also caught up on bills today and rediscovered my kitchen table. The dishes are washed as well, so now I can sit back and thoroughly enjoy the evening at my leisure.
I bought The Master Butcher's Singing Club by Louise Erdrich at a discount at Barnes and Noble yesterday (what better way to spend part of a holiday than by browsing through my favorite place on earth) and I've already begun to read it -- a record for me, shameless purchaser of books which then accumulate dust on the shelf (but at least I own them). It's so good to be able to read again; the past few months have been full of planning, packing, moving, unpacking, and worrying when I wasn't doing anything else. So now, with no real worries that merit attention, I can once again take up my favorite hobby: Reading my eyes fuzzy.
Oh, haha, and a particularly boring individual at church (dubbed Chris with a House by Marianne et moi, because when we first met him and couldn't remember his name the fact that he owned a house was the only thing we knew about him), who has used every Sunday to wait doggedly by my shoulder until courtesy requires me to turn to him and ask about his week, where he then launches into a monotone tirade about how awful his job is and all the problems with his house and how much his week sucked, received a comeuppance a couple of weeks ago. I interrupted him mid-"I hate my boss" to say pointedly (though with a smile), "You know, it would be REALLY nice to hear 'My week was great and I'm doing well' from you sometime." --At which he sheepishly kept complaining.
The following week I determined to be outright rude to him; NEVER hearing a positive thing from his mouth had made me really angry with him -- I barely know this guy, why on earth would he pour out all his woes on my shoulder? What do I care? Besides which, QUIT WHINING and make the best out of your life that you can (BE A MAN) -- but he wasn't there, so I was saved from myself.
However, this past Sunday he was present, so I chatted animatedly to everyone else and didn't speak to him; after the service he came up and tapped my elbow and BECKONED me aside (I almost called him on it -- no one beckons me to do anything -- but decided I had been rude enough already), so I followed him out of everyone else's earshot with a momentary horror that he was going to ask me out, when he said, "Thanks for a couple of weeks ago."
"Oh?" I said, quickly switching gears to feigned innocence. "What was a couple of weeks ago?"
"A wake-up call you gave me."
"Oh," I said, really surprised, and so dropping the pretense. "So...you've had a good week?"
"A great one," he said. "Things at work are going much better."
"Well...good. That's -- that's really good to hear!"
The conversation didn't go on much longer than that. Apparently I can pleasantly tolerate his presence from now on. And once again, I speak the truth not in love and some poor dope eats it out of my hand and thanks me for it.
I've gotta quit doing that. Although, must admit, it will be nice not to hear a string of complaints when I ask about his week anymore. Maybe if I learn to be blunt with love instead of irritation at heart...
But we can't hope for too much at once.
So freaking cute. I can't stand it.
I also caught up on bills today and rediscovered my kitchen table. The dishes are washed as well, so now I can sit back and thoroughly enjoy the evening at my leisure.
I bought The Master Butcher's Singing Club by Louise Erdrich at a discount at Barnes and Noble yesterday (what better way to spend part of a holiday than by browsing through my favorite place on earth) and I've already begun to read it -- a record for me, shameless purchaser of books which then accumulate dust on the shelf (but at least I own them). It's so good to be able to read again; the past few months have been full of planning, packing, moving, unpacking, and worrying when I wasn't doing anything else. So now, with no real worries that merit attention, I can once again take up my favorite hobby: Reading my eyes fuzzy.
Oh, haha, and a particularly boring individual at church (dubbed Chris with a House by Marianne et moi, because when we first met him and couldn't remember his name the fact that he owned a house was the only thing we knew about him), who has used every Sunday to wait doggedly by my shoulder until courtesy requires me to turn to him and ask about his week, where he then launches into a monotone tirade about how awful his job is and all the problems with his house and how much his week sucked, received a comeuppance a couple of weeks ago. I interrupted him mid-"I hate my boss" to say pointedly (though with a smile), "You know, it would be REALLY nice to hear 'My week was great and I'm doing well' from you sometime." --At which he sheepishly kept complaining.
The following week I determined to be outright rude to him; NEVER hearing a positive thing from his mouth had made me really angry with him -- I barely know this guy, why on earth would he pour out all his woes on my shoulder? What do I care? Besides which, QUIT WHINING and make the best out of your life that you can (BE A MAN) -- but he wasn't there, so I was saved from myself.
However, this past Sunday he was present, so I chatted animatedly to everyone else and didn't speak to him; after the service he came up and tapped my elbow and BECKONED me aside (I almost called him on it -- no one beckons me to do anything -- but decided I had been rude enough already), so I followed him out of everyone else's earshot with a momentary horror that he was going to ask me out, when he said, "Thanks for a couple of weeks ago."
"Oh?" I said, quickly switching gears to feigned innocence. "What was a couple of weeks ago?"
"A wake-up call you gave me."
"Oh," I said, really surprised, and so dropping the pretense. "So...you've had a good week?"
"A great one," he said. "Things at work are going much better."
"Well...good. That's -- that's really good to hear!"
The conversation didn't go on much longer than that. Apparently I can pleasantly tolerate his presence from now on. And once again, I speak the truth not in love and some poor dope eats it out of my hand and thanks me for it.
I've gotta quit doing that. Although, must admit, it will be nice not to hear a string of complaints when I ask about his week anymore. Maybe if I learn to be blunt with love instead of irritation at heart...
But we can't hope for too much at once.
Sunday, May 29, 2005
not-so-lazy sunday
I plan to split this day between rest and work. Rest, of course, comes first. Hence blogging.
I am currently enjoying a Cherry Coke, one of my rare indulgences in soda (or "pop," as I can once again call it, since no one in the Midwest has heard of soda -- take that, all of my non-Western-PA friends). The mood for said pop arose with another phenomenon unique (as far as I can tell) to the Midwest, which I must extol here: Nelson's Port-a-Pit Chicken.
Our church had a huge tent sale yesterday (and lest you think it was a sale at which people purchased tents, I will specify by saying it was a garage sale that took place under a tent) and the college ministry (my Sunday School) sold Nelson's Port-a-Pit Chicken as a fundraiser. I skipped out on the entire deal yesterday, preferring to stay at home, but helped sell the leftovers after church today.
Manager-and-friend Ashleigh told me about Nelson's months ago, so I've been looking forward to the advent of summer to experience this palatable treasure. I'm not sure how everything works exactly, but the idea is that you rent a Nelson's truck which contains barrels of chicken halves soaking in some kind of marinade, then you barbecue it in a white sauce and sell it. I took one of the leftover boxes home today and devoured half of it standing in the kitchen. It is fabulously good.
And of course one cannot have barbecued chicken without sodapop.
Ashleigh's good-bye party went well. I had the best margarita of my life at the Hacienda (this is the correct spelling; I was too lazy to correct it in my previous post) and met several of her good friends, who are loud, wild and fun.
Smoking Neighbor Ted is still alive (last week for a few days the stairwell between our apartments smelled funny and the smoke stopped, so I called my dad to ask how dead people smell, just in case; but then Smoking Neighbor Ted seemed to start showering again -- the odor was mainly that of Unwashed Aging Male -- and the smoke kicked back in, so he is apparently, if not alive and well, at least alive). He seems to be the kind of irritating person who posts notes from "The Management" on the door to the stairs leading up to our apartments, saying things like "This door is to be kept closed and locked at all times" and advertising to the world that Bell 2A is for Sarah.
Sarah is going to type up a revised version of the note from "The Management" changing her name to something gender neutral. I know that the landlord didn't write the note from "The Management" for two reasons: 1.) because the note appeared on Saturday morning, and when I called the landlord on Saturday afternoon to ask advice regarding the REALLY loud music of the other downstairs neighbor (who works nights and whom I've never actually met, but who apparently likes easy listening nature albums and the "Grease" soundtrack, all loud enough to shake my dishes) and learned that he was in Chicago for the weekend and 2.) because the handwriting of the note matched the handwriting on Smoking Neighbor Ted's mailbox.
Thank God for at least one good neighbor -- Colette.
I am currently enjoying a Cherry Coke, one of my rare indulgences in soda (or "pop," as I can once again call it, since no one in the Midwest has heard of soda -- take that, all of my non-Western-PA friends). The mood for said pop arose with another phenomenon unique (as far as I can tell) to the Midwest, which I must extol here: Nelson's Port-a-Pit Chicken.
Our church had a huge tent sale yesterday (and lest you think it was a sale at which people purchased tents, I will specify by saying it was a garage sale that took place under a tent) and the college ministry (my Sunday School) sold Nelson's Port-a-Pit Chicken as a fundraiser. I skipped out on the entire deal yesterday, preferring to stay at home, but helped sell the leftovers after church today.
Manager-and-friend Ashleigh told me about Nelson's months ago, so I've been looking forward to the advent of summer to experience this palatable treasure. I'm not sure how everything works exactly, but the idea is that you rent a Nelson's truck which contains barrels of chicken halves soaking in some kind of marinade, then you barbecue it in a white sauce and sell it. I took one of the leftover boxes home today and devoured half of it standing in the kitchen. It is fabulously good.
And of course one cannot have barbecued chicken without sodapop.
Ashleigh's good-bye party went well. I had the best margarita of my life at the Hacienda (this is the correct spelling; I was too lazy to correct it in my previous post) and met several of her good friends, who are loud, wild and fun.
Smoking Neighbor Ted is still alive (last week for a few days the stairwell between our apartments smelled funny and the smoke stopped, so I called my dad to ask how dead people smell, just in case; but then Smoking Neighbor Ted seemed to start showering again -- the odor was mainly that of Unwashed Aging Male -- and the smoke kicked back in, so he is apparently, if not alive and well, at least alive). He seems to be the kind of irritating person who posts notes from "The Management" on the door to the stairs leading up to our apartments, saying things like "This door is to be kept closed and locked at all times" and advertising to the world that Bell 2A is for Sarah.
Sarah is going to type up a revised version of the note from "The Management" changing her name to something gender neutral. I know that the landlord didn't write the note from "The Management" for two reasons: 1.) because the note appeared on Saturday morning, and when I called the landlord on Saturday afternoon to ask advice regarding the REALLY loud music of the other downstairs neighbor (who works nights and whom I've never actually met, but who apparently likes easy listening nature albums and the "Grease" soundtrack, all loud enough to shake my dishes) and learned that he was in Chicago for the weekend and 2.) because the handwriting of the note matched the handwriting on Smoking Neighbor Ted's mailbox.
Thank God for at least one good neighbor -- Colette.
Saturday, May 28, 2005
testing, testing...1 2 3...
I don't know if anyone will be able to read this or not; no computer I've tried in the past few days can access my poor blog, but we'll see if publishing a new post will help anything.
Life is delightful right now; I'm really settling into my job and now that I have the whole weekend off I can devote time to cleaning up the apartment. This morning I slept in and took my time getting about the day, so currently I'm still unshowered and luxuriating in not having to be anywhere till this evening. (Manager-and-friend Ashleigh's Marines unit has been activated, so she's having a good-bye get-together at the Hacienca tonight.)
I'm developing some new friendships, which is wonderful, and next weekend I get to journey home to witness the marriage of Eric and Kristin. It's going to be great.
And since I don't know if anyone will be able to read this, I'll end here.
Life is delightful right now; I'm really settling into my job and now that I have the whole weekend off I can devote time to cleaning up the apartment. This morning I slept in and took my time getting about the day, so currently I'm still unshowered and luxuriating in not having to be anywhere till this evening. (Manager-and-friend Ashleigh's Marines unit has been activated, so she's having a good-bye get-together at the Hacienca tonight.)
I'm developing some new friendships, which is wonderful, and next weekend I get to journey home to witness the marriage of Eric and Kristin. It's going to be great.
And since I don't know if anyone will be able to read this, I'll end here.
Monday, May 23, 2005
Monday exhaustion
Pretty bad when you wake up tired, but that's Monday, I guess.
Also pretty bad when you know the parents of the children whom it is your job to watch and teach haven't been putting their children to bed at all over the weekend, so Mondays are needlessly emotional with tired kids.
However, I prayed a lot more than usual today and got through it much better than I otherwise would have.
I have discovered a new love: avocados. This would be thanks to MP, who would occasionally salt one and have it for dinner. I followed suit tonight. Aldi (some things never change) has avocados for 79 cents in Indiana, and I take advantage of that whenever I can. I've been having tacos the past few days (Okay, so I'm not eating the same meal for a week anymore, but honestly, what is one girl trying to lose weight to do with an entire pound of ground beef?) and chopping a bit of avocado on top seals the tastefulicious deal.
Most of the boxes are cleared out of the living room by now, and many of the ones in my bedroom as well. This weekend I have THE ENTIRE WEEKEND OFF and I intend to spend it as I spent yesterday: sleeping and cleaning. As soon as everything is put in order, I'm going to paint my apartment. Sage green and taupe in the bedroom, sage green and white in the bathroom, avocado green in the kitchen, and ___________ in the living room (this one I still haven't figured out). Naturally I love green. This should be fun; a facet of home improvement that I've never tried before.
All right, I'm tired, so I'm going to pop in Monsters, Inc. -- the movie I watch to relax.
Also pretty bad when you know the parents of the children whom it is your job to watch and teach haven't been putting their children to bed at all over the weekend, so Mondays are needlessly emotional with tired kids.
However, I prayed a lot more than usual today and got through it much better than I otherwise would have.
I have discovered a new love: avocados. This would be thanks to MP, who would occasionally salt one and have it for dinner. I followed suit tonight. Aldi (some things never change) has avocados for 79 cents in Indiana, and I take advantage of that whenever I can. I've been having tacos the past few days (Okay, so I'm not eating the same meal for a week anymore, but honestly, what is one girl trying to lose weight to do with an entire pound of ground beef?) and chopping a bit of avocado on top seals the tastefulicious deal.
Most of the boxes are cleared out of the living room by now, and many of the ones in my bedroom as well. This weekend I have THE ENTIRE WEEKEND OFF and I intend to spend it as I spent yesterday: sleeping and cleaning. As soon as everything is put in order, I'm going to paint my apartment. Sage green and taupe in the bedroom, sage green and white in the bathroom, avocado green in the kitchen, and ___________ in the living room (this one I still haven't figured out). Naturally I love green. This should be fun; a facet of home improvement that I've never tried before.
All right, I'm tired, so I'm going to pop in Monsters, Inc. -- the movie I watch to relax.
Sunday, May 22, 2005
i'm back!
At last, at long long last...
So much for a cleaner apartment.
Georges is going to Lebanon for the summer to learn Arabic, but has said he would e-mail, which gave me the final push to get on the phone with tech support and figure the darn thing out. I'm giving myself clever points for calling them on a Sunday, since my groundline phone won't work and I can only use my cell, so that today's phone call to SBC was free.
Today was the first day off I've had since I moved, and I spent it emptying boxes in my bedroom and napping. There's still something magical about a nap when you're exhausted. It's discouraging sometimes how quickly a carefully maintained sleep schedule goes to pot -- a week ago I was well-rested, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed; due to three nights of later-than-usual bedtimes I am suddenly worn to a frazzle and barely able to keep walking around at my second job. So this day off, and this magical nap, were just what the body needed.
I am so glad to have the Internet back.
So much for a cleaner apartment.
Georges is going to Lebanon for the summer to learn Arabic, but has said he would e-mail, which gave me the final push to get on the phone with tech support and figure the darn thing out. I'm giving myself clever points for calling them on a Sunday, since my groundline phone won't work and I can only use my cell, so that today's phone call to SBC was free.
Today was the first day off I've had since I moved, and I spent it emptying boxes in my bedroom and napping. There's still something magical about a nap when you're exhausted. It's discouraging sometimes how quickly a carefully maintained sleep schedule goes to pot -- a week ago I was well-rested, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed; due to three nights of later-than-usual bedtimes I am suddenly worn to a frazzle and barely able to keep walking around at my second job. So this day off, and this magical nap, were just what the body needed.
I am so glad to have the Internet back.
Thursday, May 12, 2005
i would have internet at home but...
...I'm lazy.
Tonight's project is setting up the SBC package that I picked up at the UPS station yesterday. Last night I was too darn tired.
Georges stopped by to return a movie that I had lent him and to spoil me with another half gallon of ice cream. (I do love being spoiled.) He sat down among the wreckage of books in my living room and we hung out for awhile. I had wanted to get to bed early, but I suppose social interaction has its advantages too. :) (MP was yelling at me the other day for not hanging out with anyone. At this point I've been so busy and exhausted settling in and working that I haven't felt up to it; but now that's ending and it's nice to talk to people.)
I skipped church last Sunday (bad me), but today got an e-mail from one of the Sunday School folks checking up on me. I love my church.
Tonight's project is setting up the SBC package that I picked up at the UPS station yesterday. Last night I was too darn tired.
Georges stopped by to return a movie that I had lent him and to spoil me with another half gallon of ice cream. (I do love being spoiled.) He sat down among the wreckage of books in my living room and we hung out for awhile. I had wanted to get to bed early, but I suppose social interaction has its advantages too. :) (MP was yelling at me the other day for not hanging out with anyone. At this point I've been so busy and exhausted settling in and working that I haven't felt up to it; but now that's ending and it's nice to talk to people.)
I skipped church last Sunday (bad me), but today got an e-mail from one of the Sunday School folks checking up on me. I love my church.
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
the drought has almost ended
I'm supposed to get internet at the apartment tomorrow. We'll see how it goes.
Garbage bags and duct tape have indeed done (most of) the trick. Thanks, Josh. I shall be applying your other hints at first opportunity, but for now my apartment, although decidedly stuffier, no longer smells like a casino. It's an old house, with transom (sp?) windows that I think I can reopen, if I can get the paint off the hooks and bars that would hold them up, which would increase air circulation.
I think I have a new friend, the girl from the couple downstairs which is no longer the couple downstairs. She is residing alone now, and so we hung out the other night and had a good time and have set up a time to go to the local fresh produce market on Saturday morning. She's frank and nice and down-to-earth and funny and sensible -- all good qualities in an acquaintance, and very good qualities in a friend. She'll probably be staying here through the summer till she can find something smaller, so it's nice to know there's a nearby door I can knock on when I feel like a chat.
Here's hoping that when I start my computer tomorrow, the DSL network light will be on.
Garbage bags and duct tape have indeed done (most of) the trick. Thanks, Josh. I shall be applying your other hints at first opportunity, but for now my apartment, although decidedly stuffier, no longer smells like a casino. It's an old house, with transom (sp?) windows that I think I can reopen, if I can get the paint off the hooks and bars that would hold them up, which would increase air circulation.
I think I have a new friend, the girl from the couple downstairs which is no longer the couple downstairs. She is residing alone now, and so we hung out the other night and had a good time and have set up a time to go to the local fresh produce market on Saturday morning. She's frank and nice and down-to-earth and funny and sensible -- all good qualities in an acquaintance, and very good qualities in a friend. She'll probably be staying here through the summer till she can find something smaller, so it's nice to know there's a nearby door I can knock on when I feel like a chat.
Here's hoping that when I start my computer tomorrow, the DSL network light will be on.
Thursday, May 05, 2005
i can't live without the internet
This is killing me, Smalls.
Okay, brief update:
You know you have a great job when you can interchange your work clothes and your pajamas.
If I could be any Greek god, right now it would be Morpheus, because being the god of sleep and dreams would make naptime so much easier.
I'm settling into my life and my apartment. (Well, the apartment already felt like home, so now it's just a matter of organizing and cleaning up the boxes.) My only (and big) complaint about my new abode: The guy across the hall smokes heavily. Cigarette smoke seeps under my front door and pours through the vents in the evening, now that the heat is turned off. Help! How do I fix this? This morning I woke up feeling like I spent the night in a bar, and I hadn't even left my apartment. I refuse to allow my furniture, books, and clothes to smell disgusting just because my neighbor has a bad habit.
My favorite TV show ever (well, besides a few others like Star Trek: The Next Generation/Deep Space Nine, Will and Grace, and Dark Angel) just came out on DVD: The Pretender. It's taken them forever to come out with it. So last night I bought it and am in 90s TV drama heaven.
Okay, brief update:
You know you have a great job when you can interchange your work clothes and your pajamas.
If I could be any Greek god, right now it would be Morpheus, because being the god of sleep and dreams would make naptime so much easier.
I'm settling into my life and my apartment. (Well, the apartment already felt like home, so now it's just a matter of organizing and cleaning up the boxes.) My only (and big) complaint about my new abode: The guy across the hall smokes heavily. Cigarette smoke seeps under my front door and pours through the vents in the evening, now that the heat is turned off. Help! How do I fix this? This morning I woke up feeling like I spent the night in a bar, and I hadn't even left my apartment. I refuse to allow my furniture, books, and clothes to smell disgusting just because my neighbor has a bad habit.
My favorite TV show ever (well, besides a few others like Star Trek: The Next Generation/Deep Space Nine, Will and Grace, and Dark Angel) just came out on DVD: The Pretender. It's taken them forever to come out with it. So last night I bought it and am in 90s TV drama heaven.
Monday, May 02, 2005
and all shall be well...
The move went amazingly well, due in large part to how hard I worked moving nearly everything that I could carry myself beforehand, due in almost as large a part to how hard my parents worked to move all the rest and clean the apartment (my mom is the cleaning queen, the old apartment looked fabulous when we left), and due also to the large pickup truck and the five wonderful church people who came to move the heavy furniture. That part -- the moving of Heavy Things -- took only an hour and a half on Saturday afternoon.
Mom and Dad left last night, which was hard, but I didn't spend the night in tears as I had expected, and I woke up eager to walk into my kitchen and savor the quietness of an old neighborhood and an old house.
So everything is going well.
W. Tim didn't come to the move, but not because he didn't offer. Unfortunately for him, by the time he called to tell me he was lost getting to my old place, everything was already moved into the new place and there was nothing for him to help with. So I sent the poor guy back home with thanks for making the effort.
See kids, the thing is, I don't date as a way to get to know people. I don't think that that form of dating is wrong; it just doesn't mesh well with my personality. I recognize that this means I am pretty much screwed at least for the next few years, but I have plans to be really involved with church and community as a way to meet people who like to do things to help others. I have always found dates to be painfully awkward, so I'd better find some activities where I would have to get to know people, so that any dating that takes place won't be with a total stranger.
The other thing is, I don't want particularly to be friends with W. Tim. So I don't want to call him. I don't expect him to call me either, unless he wants to, which he doesn't seem to. Everything he says to me is carefully noncommittal, so he can take his uncertainty and his control and make up his mind elsewhere. Frankly, I find him attractive but I'm not sure there's much personality there. He doesn't read. He's "smooth," which I've always mistrusted (I'll take blunt and down-to-earth and honest, thank you), and there's very little for us to talk about.
So as far as I'm concerned he's no longer an element in my life.
And I'm going to go, as I'm using the internet at work!
Mom and Dad left last night, which was hard, but I didn't spend the night in tears as I had expected, and I woke up eager to walk into my kitchen and savor the quietness of an old neighborhood and an old house.
So everything is going well.
W. Tim didn't come to the move, but not because he didn't offer. Unfortunately for him, by the time he called to tell me he was lost getting to my old place, everything was already moved into the new place and there was nothing for him to help with. So I sent the poor guy back home with thanks for making the effort.
See kids, the thing is, I don't date as a way to get to know people. I don't think that that form of dating is wrong; it just doesn't mesh well with my personality. I recognize that this means I am pretty much screwed at least for the next few years, but I have plans to be really involved with church and community as a way to meet people who like to do things to help others. I have always found dates to be painfully awkward, so I'd better find some activities where I would have to get to know people, so that any dating that takes place won't be with a total stranger.
The other thing is, I don't want particularly to be friends with W. Tim. So I don't want to call him. I don't expect him to call me either, unless he wants to, which he doesn't seem to. Everything he says to me is carefully noncommittal, so he can take his uncertainty and his control and make up his mind elsewhere. Frankly, I find him attractive but I'm not sure there's much personality there. He doesn't read. He's "smooth," which I've always mistrusted (I'll take blunt and down-to-earth and honest, thank you), and there's very little for us to talk about.
So as far as I'm concerned he's no longer an element in my life.
And I'm going to go, as I'm using the internet at work!
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